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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 95 points 3 months ago

The problem with living on the edge of the countryside is that eventually somebody else builds on the countryside part and you're just living in another crappy suburb.

[-] oce@jlai.lu 21 points 3 months ago

Exactly, this mindset just creates more suburbs, roads, cars, unwalkable districts, etc.

[-] superkret@feddit.org 57 points 3 months ago

I live in this. I pay 500€ rent, in one of Europe's most densely populated areas. I commute to work by bicycle, and I can take walks into the forest with my cats till we get too close to the Alpaka Farm, cause they're afraid of the alpakas.
Unfortunately, we're getting thrown out this year, and looking at 3x the rent for something worse which is further away.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 months ago

It’s so rare you can have cats who will walk with you. I used to have one like that.

[-] BonoboPower@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago

Where in Europe's densest areas can you rent anything for 500€?

[-] superkret@feddit.org 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nowhere if the stars don't align.
I live in Heidelberg, Germany.
This house is worth 3-4x more.
But my landlady is a little special. She lives in a hippie commune in another country, is fighting with depression and simply didn't want to deal with the house at all.
So that was the deal, we could live there for cheap, I fix stuff myself and never bother her with anything.

[-] BonoboPower@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago
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[-] ECB@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago

Unfortunately you cant, that's why they are getting thrown out and looking at paying 1500€ soon

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Serves you well for rubbing it in our collective faces.

Sorry for your fate.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago
[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Everybody wants that edge of city and country feel. It makes them feel like they don't live in the city but they still have all the amenities a city offers close by. And thus the Suburban experiment was born and has ultimately destroyed north american cities and created an affordability crisis for housing.

[-] gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

well you can't blame it all on "living on the edge of a city". IMO HOAs have done a substantial part of the harm, creating the sterile and hostile-to-teenage-life experience, and then there's zoning laws which make it impossible to get communal activity, like a small bar or club right between the houses, and then there's the lack of public transport ...

[-] TheFerrango@lemmings.world 39 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

small bungalow

proceeds to list a 5 rooms house

EDIT: ok, apparently i do not know what a bungalow is. Their size ranges from less than 70 square meters up to 130, my mental image was of a large wooden tent of ~40 square meters

[-] uienia@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago

Just a small bungalow with its own private gym.

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[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

Usually it’s the other way around.

“This spacious 400sqft condo features scenic fire escapes and running water..”

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[-] makyo@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

It's basically a two bedroom bungalow, that's not that crazy to imagine is it?

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[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 3 months ago

That's what we used to have before landlords convinced you to live your whole life in somebody else's spare room.

[-] Kit 2 points 3 months ago

My first house was an 800 sq ft cottage - smaller than most apartments. The bedrooms could only fit a Full bed, not a Queen. It had the same number of rooms OP listed and was the perfect size for me. I'm not familiar with a "bungalow" but that's what I'm imagining.

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

I have dreamed of this lifestyle for over 20 years, and just moved here a few months ago.

Septic is installed, we live in an RV. Just got this land leveled and ready to move the RV into place next to the storage containers we have. Right across the driveway will be a large garden area, but right now we only have a compost pile so far.

A neighbor said they will help us with chickens, so we only need some fence and feed. Things move slowly, but we are excited to jump into this lifestyle. Fresh air and beautiful views.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago
[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Currently getting water from a purification machine at the store, it’s expensive but we use very little right now. (42 cents per gallon)

We just got a 2,500 gallon tank, after I finish the plumbing I plan to order water delivery, should be about $200 to fill the tank. (Less than 1 cent per gallon)

After that I’m making a roof and collecting rain water. (Free water)

[-] Bojack411@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

If you don't mind me asking. Where are you located that you are able to do this?

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Arizona has several counties that are not as strict and allow a lot of alternative living options.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago

how far away does the water delivery come from?

[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

I think it’s a local company, Met them at a local event for the alternative buildings and living off grid. We also met a lot of YouTubers there, it was super chill.

When I call them, I want to ask if it’s from a well, is it drinkable, etc. I do have filters and the UV light for water that I will add eventually.

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 4 points 3 months ago
[-] Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I run a few online businesses (streaming, YouTube, eBay), but had to put all that on hold as we were moving and getting settled here. Just about out of our savings, but we are very close to starting the business back up. I think maybe 1-2 weeks.

There is always set backs working here off grid, example is yesterday I was cleaning land to move the RV and the track came off the excavator. It looks like a simple fix on YouTube but it’s raining now lol

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 23 points 3 months ago

Lottery winner or parents' home?

[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

OP actually has an affordable reality here. Its cities that are expensive, not rural areas and small houses. It depends on the location, but this is usually the case. The further away from urban centers you are, the less expensive it gets to buy. From my experience, a small city apartment costs the same as a spacious house with land outside of the city. There's drawbacks to both, pick your poison.

[-] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 months ago

Its cities that are expensive

Cities have public transport which are much less expensive per capita than maintaining individually owned automobiles and the associated asphalt road networks. Additionally, electrical, water, and communication infrastructure are orders of magnitude less costly with higher density housing simply due to lower distances between service points; this is why federal grants are often required to pay for infrastructure like rural broadband: suburbs and rural towns are not cost effective to develop to the same degree as cities.

Ultimately, I imagine most people who say cities are expensive say so because they their personal comfort zone is measured in acres, not square feet.

Living in a city requires daily communication and coöperation with your neighbors; you can't burn your trash, roll coal, park your half dozen clunkers nearby, litter your surroundings with pet droppings, or blast your music out your windows without risking getting lawsuits filed and your checking account emptied in retribution.

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[-] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 17 points 3 months ago

What counts as a big garden, I would like bigger but my bungalow is on a 150m² total property area, 60m² of that is the indoor area. Spent quite a bit to have the concrete paved across the entire garden removed and I did all the labour myself with a sledgehammer. IIRC it was 8m³ of that crap.

Now mine is the only house on the street that you can see real bees at. My "lawn is untidy"? Fuck off, that is a meadow and it is glorious! As I am British there is no HOA for you to cry to. I am free to make the bees happy.

Unless it gets to the point I am blocking out the sun to the houses nearby there is fuck all anyone can do about my garden.

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Raising a toast to you and your bee friends

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[-] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I love it! Bonus points if it turns to a bog in the winter, so I can collect potion ingredients.

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[-] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 months ago

Bought 5 acres (with 1.5 of those acres flat on a hill) about ~20 min outside a medium city, ~1 hour equidistant from 2 very large cities. Geotechnical engineers have been to the property, report submitted to the county (took months). Sewage engineers have been out to the property and approved the drain field (took weeks). Well will be drilled once the county approves the build site. It's slow going but it will be worth it in the end! My only fear is trump cancelling the rural broadband fund as I am slated to get the fiber cable run to my property line within a year. Staying with starlink for longer will not be awesome, but oh well, sacrifice.

[-] uncurable_utopia@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

One thing is missing. Family... A loving partner, maybe some years pass and some children...

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 months ago

So I'm longer in the tooth now nearing 50. Got 3 kids. My intention when my kids finish high school is to go back to the small towns from whence I came. City living is so goddamn expensive now. I can buy 50 acres for slightly more than what I pay for a 30*150 lot with a semi-detached home.

I'm gonna Christopher Robin my life when I nope out of IT and with luck build houses for my kids and build a homestead.

This is the way folks. Protect you and yours the best you can.

[-] SupraMario@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Do it now. Land doesn't go down in price unfortunately.

[-] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

I would if it were not for the complexity of child support I don't want to do my ex dirty like that. I'm ready to shift careers but that will mean a major pay cut

[-] keegomatic@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Unrelated, but:

from whence

Did you know “whence” means “from where,” so it’s not really necessary to say “from whence?” It’s not a mistake, exactly, because “from whence” has been around forever and is considered acceptable usage. “Whence” without the “from” seems, though, to be more correct in a sense, and has certainly been more common for a long time.

Decent discussion with interesting links: https://english.stackexchange.com/q/10906

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Anon about to find out economies of scale. That garden isn't enough to feed him year-round.

[-] HK65@sopuli.xyz 36 points 3 months ago

Anon wasn't trying to live off the land, just to have a hobby

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Knowing 4chan, this smelled like a trad fantasy.

[-] theluckyone@discuss.online 4 points 3 months ago

"Large garden, because I love plants" equates to "I want to grow enough to feed myself" in your mind? Bit of a stretch there.

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[-] figjam@midwest.social 6 points 3 months ago

I want a house with a walled courtyard/atrium between the house and garage. I also want an underground space like a hobbit hole crossed with a bomb shelter.

[-] SnortsGarlicPowder@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nah I'll take the city thanks. I would like a functional bus service and be able to walk places.

Also bathroom, kitchen and livingroom possibly together, bedroom, and maybe. Maybe! An office.

Man that was a good year before the rent increase and subsequent eviction.

[-] uis@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Is Anon dreaming of dacha? Because it sounds same.

[-] Noobnarski@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Its basically what I have except that I have rented the other room to a friend of mine.

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