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Waaaaagh. (lemmy.ml)

I know this one is as old as broadband internet, but it will never stop making me laugh. So just sharing again.

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[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 23 points 3 days ago

They can,
but only when they see the cucumber you placed behind them.

[-] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 37 points 4 days ago

This is hilarious. Thanks for the laugh. I can’t imagine how scary a lion flying from the sky would be

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago
[-] ocean@lemmy.selfhostcat.com 15 points 4 days ago
[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago

Allegedly hit by the street view car.

[-] nullroot@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Made me laugh a probably inappropriately loud amount in the hospital waiting room.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If i saw any animal leaping forward 12 meters, I'd shit my pants.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

To be fair, they'd have to be running at full speed.

There's a Olympic record of a 8.95m jump by Mike Powell in '91, so for a much more larger and stronger *4-legged animal it's not too surprising.

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 days ago

You should emphasize the 4-legged more than animal. Also they're 270-570lb and ~58.8% of their body weight is skeletal muscle, highest percentage of any mammal.

People like to ignore that humans are animals too often. And honestly not great at anything if we don't have tools. Even persistence hunting requires at least water and a spear.

[-] JustinTheGM@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 days ago

Just a rock or a knife, if you wear the animal down enough. You're probably not biting through the hide though.

I don't think I'm running any animal down.

[-] EddoWagt@feddit.nl 3 points 3 days ago

Not with that mindset

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

I thought about knife too but getting that close is still a good way to get injured or killed. I forgot about rock lol.

[-] TheRealKuni@midwest.social 1 points 3 days ago

And honestly not great at anything if we don't have tools.

Just goes to show what an amazing evolutionary advantage we get from the combo of intelligence and dexterity. The ability to make and use tools to fit any situation makes us capable of anything other animals can do and more.

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Unga .... (pointing to the distance) .....

UNGA BUNGA BUNGA BUNGA!!!!!!!! .... (frantically pointing at the sky)

[-] HappinessPill@lemmy.ml 3 points 3 days ago

Don't give scientists ideas, the somewhat dire wolfs are already here and all.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Nah. They're the wish or temu version. They're just grey wolves with a couple gene edits so they look similar to dire wolves. Nothing more.

this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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