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Spoon knows what spoon must do
(sh.itjust.works)
This feels like Pliny the Elder logic
To spoon, ice cream is just hard soup.
Vanilla ice cream is just melted creme anglaise. Which is vanilla egg desert soup.
Egg in ice cream? What the fuck
Well, if you take "custard" seriously, egg yolk is part of that. Obviously ice cream doesn't include it, but there are frozen custard places that include pasteurized egg yolk.
Is this an American thing?
Custard is a European thing, but plenty of examples of custards in Asia and the Americas.
Frozen custard is a a Midwest American thing.
Yeah we have custard but that's a completely different thing to ice cream...
Custard goes on cakes
When my gf spoons me it also makes something go up (my mood) so you must be onto something
I always thought it was the water freaking out, but this clarifies things.
Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose---to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don't think I've ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!
I wish someone would spoon me
Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
Campbell's first law of motion
Just here to stir the pot
In emergency, spoon is also drumstick.
Ba-DUM tssss!
This seems odd, but I'm no ~~spoonologist~~ cochleologist*, so who am I to argue?
(*ligulist or trullologist also work)
this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2025
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