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[-] nednobbins@lemm.ee 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I thought this would be a thread where we post our unhinged snacks.

My goto smoothie:

  • 1 banana
  • 2 scoops of protein powder
  • 3 heaping tablespoons of Benco cocoa powder
  • 1 heaping spoon full of peanutbutter
  • 2 cups of whole milk

Clocks in at about 1000 calories. It's great if you're the type of person who chronically forgets to eat

[-] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

But that sounds tasty, not demented like hard boiled eggs with possibly peanut butter inside!

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 1 points 4 days ago

Nice. I'm a

  • 1 banana banana
  • 1/4 freeze peach
  • 1 std amount blueberries
  • 2 big spoon hemp hearts
  • 2 big spoon flax powder
  • 1 drink oat milk with the peas
  • 2 spoon pea protein powder
  • peanut butter

person, myself.

[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 25 points 6 days ago

But what do you do with all the loose yolks that leaves you with

[-] Asafum@feddit.nl 29 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Cover them in anchovies and eat them with strawberry ice cream I guess.

Oh and don't forget the garlic powder.

[-] Zorsith 19 points 6 days ago

Rollerball mice.

[-] Aquila@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Make pastries

[-] tychosmoose@lemm.ee 3 points 6 days ago

Loose yolks. Heh

[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 26 points 6 days ago

Citrus fruit, egg whites and nutella? It probably looks worse then it actually is.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 34 points 6 days ago

Hard boiled egg whites with peanut butter, plus canned mandarins.

Sounds awful although the macronutrients are probably decently healthy.

[-] nesc@lemmy.cafe 3 points 6 days ago

Still pretty ok! (never seen canned mandarins before, why would anyone do this?)

[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 6 days ago

I have seen them offered as a salad add-on in a ridiculous number of settings. So much so, that I was surprised to see Mandarins in their skins in the grocery store, and even more surprised to find I actually liked them, so long as they're fresh.

[-] what@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

They are also sold in plastic cups, intended for snacks for children

That actually looks really good for some reason

[-] h4x0r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 6 days ago

Are you perhaps pregnant, or maybe a dog?

Neither, at least to my knowledge

[-] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 16 points 6 days ago

Do dogs understand the concept of self? If you were a dog, would you be capable of knowing that?

[-] marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 16 points 6 days ago

I'm going to go with dog until we see actual evidence of a human eating this

[-] cobwoms 10 points 6 days ago

this is what my toddler eats

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 10 points 6 days ago

Toddler food is often a heaven sent for neurodivergent food emergencies.

[-] apotheotic@beehaw.org 3 points 5 days ago

Unironically yes. I often find myself craving the deranged food combos I made as a kid, when I am overwhelmed

[-] yetAnotherUser@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 days ago

I do not want to know what that is

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 days ago

Looks like eggs, tangerine, and peanut butter

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I’d rip on it but I’m eating Alfredo pasta with decarbed cannabis in it right now and it tastes awful

[-] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Soak the decarbed weed in warm butter or another oily ingredient for a few hours. Strain the butter using cheese cloth or fine mesh and then use the butter in the recipe. It will still have a distinct flavor but better texture for sure compared to herb.

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I used to do that now that I think of it and tried that with Alfredo and wasn’t quite as gnarly maybe I’ll get back on that. I got lazy cos I usually just do a firecracker after the decarb and that chocolate and peanut butter is so good at masking it. This one was particularly bad cos it’s got some tangie in it I think and that strain does not go well with edibles, at least to me

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