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[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Real hetero cis men only have sex with other real hetero cis men, preferably more than one at a time, to avoid lowering their male-ness. That's the only way to keep our society alive, obviously.

Pfffrt. These jokers are such idiots.

[-] aya@leminal.space 7 points 6 months ago

i live by the pussy, i die by the pussy.

[-] twice_hatch@midwest.social 6 points 6 months ago

Barriers are not enough, I always used a condom for PIV and still became a transbian

[-] djsoren19 6 points 6 months ago

wtf is a spiritual lesbian? Does it just mean I want women to top me? because...yes!

[-] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

I ride bareback on the regular. The only way I keep my T-levels elevated is by eating a raw onion a day. Sometimes two.

[-] BumbyJohnson@lemm.ee 6 points 6 months ago

Damn woman and their cooties.

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

These are exactly the same people who say that sex is binary and that gender = sex

[-] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 months ago

I'm such a lesbian

[-] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 6 points 6 months ago

Wow, incels are... something else. I'm so fucking glad we don't have those over here.

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[-] max 6 points 6 months ago

So that's why so many trans girls are lesbians 🤔

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Yes this is why every baby born via a cesarean is super male.

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[-] jontree255@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I can’t even tell if the bottom comment is satire anymore.

Yeah, remember that German philosopher? Immanuel Kant, whose last name is pronounced "cunt"? Who ended up kicking off the whole process of modern and ultimately postmodern philosophy? Who most likely had autism (non-judgemental) and some really weird habits (mostly non-judgemental, don't hit your servants, dude) and ideas (somewhat non-judgemental, if you've never seen a person with darker skin in your life, don't write about them).

It was all in the name!

Speaking of philosophers and licking cunts.

[-] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 6 months ago

I've heard he was a real pissant who was very rarely stable.

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[-] peregrin5@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

The only way to avoid this effect is only have sex with men. As long as you keep your socks on while you're being railed, it's not gay.

[-] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago

We already knew you couldn't get a girl wet bro.

[-] aya@leminal.space 5 points 6 months ago

if i eat more pussy does that mean more estrogen and then i’m more girl???? does someone volunteer

[-] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

It's all fun and games posting extremist propaganda, until you hear that the christo-fascists in power right now actually do want to ban sodomy.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

estrogen does suppress testosterone production, so its technically stronger.

[-] slappypantsgo@lemm.ee 4 points 6 months ago

It is a miracle that these guys survive to reproductive age.

[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 months ago

I've added this extra bonus XP and I've finally reached thr coveted rank of double gay. Finally after years of hard work sucking dicks and eating pussy I've achieved my one life goal.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

That right there is some unironic Sopranos-level homophobe logic

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