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Hammer-fired spells (lemmy.world)

I cast 9x19mm parabellum

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[-] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 26 points 2 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

I would love to be a part of that campaign, especially if that was the only unusual part.

"Hmm, let me check my inventory...ah, yes, the Stinger missile launcher!"

"Wait, what?"

[-] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 months ago

You could very easily do something like that with HERO System or FUDGE.

Last time I played HERO System our party included both a literal fallen angel and a small walking tank driven by an AI among the player characters.

Or do some kind of Apocalypse World/Dungeon World hybrid.

[-] Curious_Canid@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

It's always nice to run across a fellow Hero player. That's been my main system for a long time. I love being able to GM any genre or strange cross-genre that occurs to me.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Thanks for the advice! I'll look into it.

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

beeeeee, beeee bee bee beeeeeeeeeee

FOOMP

Alright, I don't have another one of those, so uh, about that long rest?

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Honestly, yeah, I think I like it because those are the exact kind of antics it might promote. That was hilarious.

[-] xrun_detected@programming.dev 16 points 2 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'll have to try it. Any suggestions?

[-] InputZero@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Play with friends. Don't get attached to any of your pals. They're chattel and should be treated as such. Good game.

[-] DelnitaCrane@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Is that really a thing in Terraria?

[-] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Everything is a thing in Terraria now! It’s insane.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'll have to revisit it. It's been a few years. What do I need to know?

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If you get stuck on a boss the wiki can help. Otherwise have fun. And don't kill the cultist unless you're prepared

[-] gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago
[-] GluWu@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

I just saw that you can now cast dragons breath in 9mm.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Whoa. I thought that was shells only. That's almost a reversal of the comic. You ran out of bullets and started firing spells from the gun.

[-] SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 months ago

Harry Potter and The Enchanted 9mm

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

"Kablamiatus!"

[Voldemort slumps to the floor]

"Why didn't we try this sooner?"

[-] jinarched@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago
[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Holy hand grenade of Antioch.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Indeed, just make sure you know how long the fuse delay is tho

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

SECOND BROTHER: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."

MAYNARD: Amen.

KNIGHTS: Amen.

ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!

GALAHAD: Three, sir!

ARTHUR: Three!

[-] kaidezee@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago
[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Arthur C. Clark would like a word.

[-] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 months ago

What if they put a nuclear reaction to shoot the bullet. Is that how we get star wars guns?

derp intensifies

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

I'm no nucular signtist, but I'd be a little reluctant to trigger a reaction of that kind anywhere near my hand.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 2 months ago

Does that qualify her as a technomage?

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