He's too busy brainstorming new names for the USNS Harriet Tubman because her actions and beliefs that "slavery is bad, actually" apparently don't align with the current administration's ideology. But why am I'm repeating things y'all already know? Everyone's on his Signal chat, of course.

No, we haven't gotten rid of those rabid raccoons that keep biting you, but you should totally come back over!

The legend of Honktorias art none but a fabrication. Traversing the dark? 'Tis but a fairy tale.

The national emergency law lays out a fast-track process for Congress to consider a resolution ending a presidential emergency, requiring committee consideration within 15 calendar days after one is introduced and a floor vote within three days after that. But the language House Republicans inserted in their measure on Tuesday declared that, “Each day for the remainder of the 119th Congress shall not constitute a calendar day”

lmao, they actually abolished time to ignore their responsibilities. Is it possible to learn this power?

Just had the same thing happen. You can't turn off all notifications, but you can disable most types except "important" ones in the app itself. I'm hoping it won't happen again but knowing Samsung they consider their ads very important...

Me playing Terraria

She is working ⑨ to 5