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I'll have you know guns are as American as apple pie!
Edit: Accidentally wrote "Apple pie" rather than "apple pie." Don't want to give them any ideas. I don't need food that only works with Apple appliances.
You think you're pretty clever, don't you? I happen to know that every word in your comment was posted years ago! Perhaps you've read...the dictionary!
Guns are definitely way more american than apple pie!
Instructions unclear. ICE shot the pie for resisting arrest.
See, everything in USA has guns, even ICEs. German ICEs don't wear guns.
Perhaps that's how the Germans displaced the citizens of the Holy Roman Empire.
Maybe if they'd put guns on their guns, they'd have normal people like Americans living there rather than foreigners like Germans.
(Yes, I'm being incredibly facetious. No, I shouldn't have to explain it, but also, yes, someone has probably already posted this sincerely on Truth Social.)
And the apples are pine-apple fragmentation grenades. Just like grandma used to make
Yeah, grandma was something else:
Yes we all know when someone makes s joke about the excess use of guns we all know that are really taking about the Chinese and their rabid gun use.
Gun rabies is no joke. Make sure to have your firearm vaccinated!