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[-] SleepyPie@lemmy.world 113 points 3 months ago

If you crop his face it looks exactly like Joe Biden’s

[-] vfsh 113 points 3 months ago
[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

Huh.. I guess squinting old guy is a look

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[-] VeryVito@lemmy.ml 30 points 3 months ago

Biden has never worn his pants up to his throat vagina, though.

[-] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 104 points 3 months ago

Pants hiked all the way up to his bitch tits.

[-] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

His nipple support band is almost working

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 95 points 3 months ago

Wait, his skin color isn't actually orange?!

[-] MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz 73 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Worse, he chooses to make it orange with spray-tan.

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 149 points 3 months ago

Cheeto Jesus getting his makeup done by JD Vance
Spray-tan? Come now, we all know that's Cheeto dust.

[-] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 38 points 3 months ago

Nightmare fuel right there

[-] FourWaveforms@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

Holy Toledo

[-] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 20 points 3 months ago

Or his hair grey instead of blonde

[-] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 19 points 3 months ago

I didn't even notice that! He almost looks human, the horror!

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

its a sickly white color, it usually happens if you wear a ton of makeup all the time, i think this happens to woman that wears it all the time+sun exposure.

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[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 68 points 3 months ago

Oh god. Jesus, he looks awful.

Good.

[-] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

You would too after you shanked your ball like he did yesterday on a chip attempt.

Not that many people could hit that badly.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 months ago

I could, but you’re not paying to watch me fail.

[-] dzso@lemmy.world 58 points 3 months ago

I can smell dementia from this photo.

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 45 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It looks like grandpa got out of his room at the home and is now roaming the halls...

"I'M PRESIDENT!"

"You sure are, Mr. Trump, now let's get you back to the 'Oval Office' in time for your meds..."

[-] slothrop@lemmy.ca 50 points 3 months ago

If he tightens his belt, will he strangle himself?

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago
[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

just to hide his nussy

[-] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 3 months ago

Pants pulled up high enough to cover the line of the adult diaper tapes.

[-] Armand1@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

Now he just looks like everyone's racist great-uncle.

[-] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 41 points 3 months ago
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[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago
[-] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 3 months ago

He does want to build a wall, perhaps he is trying to fulfill his destiny

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 34 points 3 months ago
[-] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

Fuck he does look like Mermaid Man

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

Gotta have his name on his shirt just in case he forgets it.

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[-] SouthEndSunset@lemm.ee 24 points 3 months ago

He looks like a really old lady.

[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Out of drag lmao

[-] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago

He looks like one of his supporters

[-] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 21 points 3 months ago
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[-] MellowYellow13@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

What the actual fuck, dude is beyond unhealthy

[-] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Yet people 20+ years younger than him are dying of cancer.

Grant fucking Imahara from Mythbusters died from an undiagnosed and shock aneurysm at 49. Someone who was an actual genius and had a lot to still give to the world

What

The

Fuck

[-] barneypiccolo@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Only the good die young.

[-] andybytes@programming.dev 18 points 3 months ago

He's had it up to his tits with these communist democrats.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Wait. Is that actually Trump? Not a look-a-like?

[-] FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 months ago

This isn't real is it? Or is it an old photo? Cause hair can't just go from being dyed to undyed that fast

[-] kreskin@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago

He's going to do great on his physical, clearly.

[-] AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Grammy come home

[-] tehn00bi@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

I just instantly think of The Penguin.

[-] wisperatus@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

If you're an Italian of a certain age* this looks astonishingly familiar.

*Haven't watched telly in ages, perhaps they're still showing those movies.

[-] sudneo@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Now I am curious, what are you referring to?

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