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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/27899425

Just some North Korea shit, nothing to see here. Move along.

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[-] superminerJG@lemmy.world 77 points 3 months ago

If this isn't waste, fraud, and abuse, I don't know what is.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 15 points 3 months ago

Military shit is never considered as such in this country.

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[-] selkiesidhe@lemm.ee 69 points 3 months ago

The draft dodger Private Bonespurs

Fuck this guy. I'd risk my career in protest of I were in the military. No way I'm going to dance like a trained monkey for some PoS like drumpf...

[-] prole 9 points 3 months ago

I'd risk my career in protest of I were in the military.

Methinks this may be part of the reason we're not in the military

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 69 points 3 months ago

My mom voted for and still defends this piece of shit. I blocked her number.

[-] huppakee@lemm.ee 15 points 3 months ago

I hope you reconnect one day.

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 35 points 3 months ago

Fascists have no friends or family

[-] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Fuck off, wanker

[-] StarlightDust 8 points 3 months ago

.ee user. What a surprise

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[-] SuperCub@sh.itjust.works 58 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Let's make a four mile parade of people holding "fuck you, fascist" signs, instead.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago
[-] 5too@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Horrible as this whole thing is, this could be an amazing time for a protest. You know he'll be paying attention here.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

It really would be an opportunity for some next-level trolling

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[-] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago

American taxpayers funding a parade for a felon rapist traitor who's destroying our economy and nuking the middle class.

What a wonderful country we have.

Home of the brave my fucking ass.

[-] suicidaleggroll@lemm.ee 42 points 3 months ago

Just another day in the DPRK...I mean US

[-] kuadhual@lemm.ee 10 points 3 months ago

When there is video footage of the parade, someone needs to make a video clip that is compiled from several clips from the US, North Korean and Russian military parades and put "Entry of The Gladiators" as the background music.

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[-] ShortCircuit908 5 points 3 months ago

See something American happening in America: "What are we, a bunch of Asians?"

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemm.ee 34 points 3 months ago

Where was he when the dead soldiers were returning last week?

[-] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 30 points 3 months ago

The USA is extremely lucky that Trump is 79 years old. Imagine if he were 40. By the time he turned 79, they would be living in a totalitarian dictatorship. The luck is that they will suffer for another 6-7 years. Yes, Trump will have a third term, in three years there will be no free media or independent judiciary. The public administration will be turned into mindless voters. All critics will suffer the fate of the oppositionists in Russia and will become "allergic to windows". Forget about democracy. Land of the bigots and the home of the bully.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 29 points 3 months ago

He can (and has) done plenty of permanent damage. I don’t think age is doing us as many favors as you think. He can put us in the exact same position in 4 years a younger dictator would.

The only difference is whether or not the US can recover some actual semblance of the democracy it once was. The world is already turning away from us and I sincerely doubt we’ll be welcomed back should trump no longer be president. They forgave us his first term, but the second term with him openly threatening other countries is a line that cannot be uncrossed. With us being held at arm’s length it will be all but impossible to recover our position in the world as well as mend our democracy.

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 14 points 3 months ago

The reputation that America lost is gone for good. It will take a colossal effort and time, and these people who caused the problems are not going anywhere. They will continue to cause problems and oppose any solution no matter what.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Conservatives ruin everything.

[-] AHamSandwich@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

I wish they were actual conservatives, not fascists and grifters.

[-] P1k1e@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

And In the end it's not really on him alone, there are far too many of us who WANT to be isolated and aggressive because they've been brainwashed into thinking were untouchable, despite the fact that "America's become weak thanks to all the gays and feelings" and "kids these days never worked a real job". The double think is insanity

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[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 12 points 3 months ago

Trump has been called a super ager by some people. That means despite a highly unhealthy lifestyle he has managed to remain active and functional despite all else.

Don't think he could just drop dead tomorrow. While I am sure millions of people would like it if he died suddenly of a heart attack or stroke, that probably isn't going to happen. Kissenger lived to be 100 despite not being much of a healthy looking guy for decades, and his slurring speech patterns were widely mocked as early as the 90s. I am not sure if anyone who wrote his Freakazoid appearance in the 90s ever thought he would live as long as he did.

What I am ultimately saying is that he might make it to 90 and still keep going.

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[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 26 points 3 months ago
[-] quack@lemmy.zip 25 points 3 months ago

Definitely not a dictator

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Small pene energy.

Full stop.

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[-] Shdwdrgn@mander.xyz 22 points 3 months ago
[-] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

It would be cool if no one went. Just him, Musk, and some right wing drifters on empty streets.

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 16 points 3 months ago

It be cool if the protests were so big they had to cancel the parade route

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[-] match@pawb.social 19 points 3 months ago

someone on lemmy mentioned that Trump's economic policies are north korea's juche and it is all shaping up that was

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[-] alvyn@lemm.ee 19 points 3 months ago

all dictators like to parade, nothing new. wake up us. time to impeach that orange shit!

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[-] BossDj@lemm.ee 17 points 3 months ago

They're going to try to scramble it together last minute so newspapers can't blast out the several hundred million dollar price tag before it goes down.

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[-] anonproxy00@lemm.ee 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

hope he rides in that ol 1961 Lincoln Continental 4-door convertible "X-100"

ik the cia prolly still has one in storage.

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[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 5 points 3 months ago

He should show the world he is brave to travel in an open top car so his adoring fans can see him.

[-] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

Where’s that meme of Obama being given a medal by none other than… Obama?

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 11 points 3 months ago

Absolute clown show

[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

The North Koreans are always showing off with their nukes. 1up them!

[-] Bloomcole@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

No need to insult and compare NK to that pathetic banana republic

[-] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

welp, he achieved the full definition of fascist dictator with that one now.

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