Jim Cramer is a...Market Analyst? I'd call him a media personality. More like Kim Kardashian for old white people.

I hope Jim hops out a window in despair.

Then one day in the far future, I'll feel like I can visit the US again, solely so I can find his grave and piss a stream of hot, asparagus-scented piss on his headstone.

Cramer was always a sucker. This became obvious in 2008.

"Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac are fine!" *obnoxiously forced funny-sound from one of his props*

And when called out in this, his defense was that he never would've thought that the CEOs he had on as guests were willing to lie to inflate their share price.

Cramer is a mouthpiece for the investor class, which is probably like the top 5%. He'll say anything a CEO wants him to say and basically supports massive deregulation. While the billionaire class isn't really concerned, the millionaires don't like this.

Didn't want to link xitter but couldn't find another source of clip. I'll replace if anyone has alternative

I...think inverse Cramer might be wrong this time?

I don't know. This is new territory.

Go home guys orange monday has been called off.

If it’s true, my company goes in the shitter. C’est la vie y’all!