Anytime I see these types of terrible pics, I think of the planning this self-important asshole agonizes over while the struggling gig photographer has to keep their eyes from rolling out of their head.
Peak narcissism and vanity, utterly shameless.
Meanwhile my mate takes photos like this of me at the pub on the phone on the work laptop cause he was late for a beer and I was mid phone call when he turned up 
Mine is genuine didn't even know it was being taken his would have had so much planning
this looks more realistic because of the annoyed face the subject is making for having to work at the pub.
i left my previous job because of bullshit like this. i need a better career.
I used to work with him - he’s the CTO at a link-in-bio company, and yes, this is how he lives.
Fun fact. I used to hate myself and the work I was doing when working there, though the pay was good. I lasted four months
How shit do you have to be at coding to need to do it at 5am instead of enjoying sunrise on the beach?
This dude needs to get good.
He is in California on the beach. This is a 5pm photo lol
Yeah, at 5am the sun is usually just barely above the horizon out there.
Sun rises in the east. Sets in the west. Most coastline in CA is facing the sea to the west, or at least west-ish.
And on the other side of the world.
Is getting up at 5am supposed to be a flex? I'm a morning person and wake up at 5 every day just because my body is done sleeping.
Kids wake me up before 6 every day too, including weekends! I might have to go find a Tesla to sit on
Couple of losers who suck at sleeping in!
Actually I'm a night owl and people have different sleep schedules and they aren't anything to brag about. People who brag about being morning people like the douche on the csr hood are the worst.
Exactly!
The most important thing isn't when you get up or how long you work, but how much you get done in the time you allocate for work. Someone working 12h/day or whatever probably has a productivity problem.
I wake up at 5 a lot of the time. My body just wants to be awake early nowadays. I wish I could sleep in 😔
Beautiful view of the parking lot (from his perspective).
In his defense, I also have a west facing window in my office and it is absolute ass trying to get anything done from 3-5.
Also, dude has obviously never worken up before 8am at any point since college, since you won't get a sunrise like that anywhere in California, and that's not what a Miami sunrise looks like
Well, you can't be smart and show the sun in the picture at the same time.
He want the sun to reflect off his monitor and shoot straight into his eyes.
lmaooo this reminded me of that meme with serena williams hitting a tennis ball at mach fuck clean through a guys skull
Having had a tesla as a company car for a year, I wouldn't even dare put too much pressure on that front hood let alone sit on it 😭 just pressing it closed felt like I was gonna put a dent into it
Bro already has an ass-dent in his swasticar that you can see in this picture.
Wouldn't the sun be setting on that side?
I doubt he has that capability for reasoning, but nothing says that picture was taken at 5am. The text continues.
Good point.
Famously, coastlines are fractal-like, and have tons of nooks and crannies: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coastline_paradox
In California (see the plates on the car) there is almost nowhere you can get a sunrise over the ocean without seeing land on the other side across the bay or whatever. There are a couple spots where if the sun was as far south as it gets in winter then you might be able to get a shot with no land across the water. But this is almost surely not one of those.
Which side ?
West coast (based on the California plates)
That's not enough ARR!!
I don't get this picture. Should it have a "I'm to busy to enjoy life" feeling or a "I struggle so much, I don't have a decent working place" feeling? I definitly don't read this as a success picture
Or, "I can't avoid an apartment, so I live out of my car" vibe?
I guess he earns enough to keep getting that dent out of his hood?
Maybe it was born that way or he is sitting in that exact spot to cover up his nazi symbol?
He should get that toenail fungus treated. It's about to go critical.
Insufferable tool
I kinda wanna know what the comments that aren't shares like.
Plus, what's a link-to-bio and what's an ARR?
I'm just one of those simpletons who work with their hands
The only ARR I know of is Sonarr, Radar, etc. for torrents. If you've spent $30M getting those to work, I think you're missing the point
ARR I think is Annual Recurring Revenue
what's with so many slavic techbros being named vitali? does it mean "arrogant" and it's just nominative determinism?
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