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[-] SheenSquelcher@lemm.ee 12 points 1 day ago

Sorry its a pebble.

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I have to say it. That's a really nice rock.

Well rounded

Uniform oval shape

Well distributed grain

Minimal color invariance

Pauli's exclusion principle compliant

Higher than average support threshold

Aerodynamic

Hydrodynamic

No moss (that's always a plus)

No visible cracks, dents or imperfections

Negative wobblyness

3 dimensional

Positive spinniness

Nice all around silicate spectrum

Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential

High end projectile index (above 0.95, that's factoring window breaking potential)

Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that's garlic grade)

Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters

Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)

Gravitationally bound to Earth system

Free range Baryonic matter contents

All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the +-wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better

Rate: 5/7

7/7 with rice

Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢

Judgement: 👍

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 3 points 1 day ago

It’s a perfect 5 out of 7

[-] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

you're right. no arguments here

[-] ReiRose@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago
[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's not bad but has been deprecated as a good predictor since the 1987 US Solar system survey review from the 87-608 reports from Brown, Janet L., where the Framework for sedimentary moss patterns of the Rock Formations on Sol III was developed and standardized

[-] Quadhammer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I hate that rock. I dont even think its not man made. Fake ass dumb rock

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.

It's a jpeg.

[-] Maiq@lemy.lol 11 points 1 day ago

Just downloaded it, it was a .png.

[-] nialv7@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Ce n'est pas un rocher

[-] drmoose@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Clearly it's an egg of a momma stone

[-] Wolverdiddlyino@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago

It’s not a rock, it’s a photo of a rock. And it’s probably AI.

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 6 points 2 days ago

Ceci n'est pas une pierre.

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[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

That's pet rock. I thought they discontinued that thing.

[-] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

"The guy made a million dollars!"

[-] AlbertSpangler@lemmings.world 13 points 2 days ago
[-] Rakudjo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Stony stone stoning

[-] letsgo@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago

The scale isn't too clear from the image but it looks more like a pebble to me.

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[-] sytone@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

It's not a rock, do your research

[-] cryptix@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 days ago

I think its an egg painted gray.

[-] Melvin_Ferd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago
[-] Aneb@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Liked by a bot

[-] merdaverse@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

The rock was clearly designed by an omnipotent God, and can't be the product of chance

[-] LarmyOfLone@lemm.ee 4 points 1 day ago

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw rocks

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

It's clearly a rock coloured silicone egg for people with an oviposition fetish.

[-] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago
[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago
[-] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 168 points 3 days ago
[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 81 points 3 days ago

Failed again.

It's an image.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 51 points 3 days ago

It's clearly just binary code.

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[-] CherryBullets@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

C'est pas une pierre, c'est une roche 🤪

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Without banana for scale it could be boulder or asteroid

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Even a pebble

My god, when do the lies end?!

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 2 points 1 day ago

Is no rock, is troll kid!

[-] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

Did you think I'd just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You've painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.

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[-] wtckt@lemm.ee 5 points 2 days ago
[-] cute_noker@feddit.dk 6 points 1 day ago

Its actually a stone

[-] hungryphrog 6 points 1 day ago
[-] AllHailTheSheep@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago

I would describe it more as a well rounded piece of gravel, just calling it a rock disregards the geological implications of fluid transport and energy involved with a well rounded stone of that size.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Wow, just TYPICAL that one of you people would just IGNORE the fact that the object is actually an accumulation of particles that were formed in a number of astronomical events over billions of years, I guess you don't even CARE about the rich history that went into this object before your precious "geology" worked on it, and only care if it's "well rounded."

[-] SneakyWeasel@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

Its actually nothing like this rock. This is just a trubute!

[-] lemmydripzdotz456@lemmy.world 98 points 3 days ago

That's not a rock. That's a picture of a rock.

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[-] Surp@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
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[-] hungryphrog 30 points 2 days ago

NO IT'S A STONE NOT A ROCK

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[-] EvilBit@lemmy.world 60 points 3 days ago

It’s a MINERAL, Marie.

[-] HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

Nah that's a bean.

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