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Rocky rock rocking
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rock
Clearly a stone.
Failed again.
It's an image.
It's clearly just binary code.
Duh those are electrons.
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No u
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That's not a rock. That's a picture of a rock.
To further the spirit of the topic:
picture: An individual painting, drawing, or other representation on a surface, of an object or objects; esp. such a representation as a work of art. (Now the prevailing sense.)
image: An optical appearance or counterpart of an object, such as is produced by rays of light either reflected as from a mirror, refracted as through a lens, or falling on a surface after passing through a small aperture. Such an appearance may also be a mere subjective impression on the sense of sight, as an after-image (q.v.), and the negative image or accidental image seen after looking intently at a bright-coloured object, and having a colour complementary to that of the object. An image produced by reflexion or refraction is called in Optics a real image when the rays from each point of the object actually meet at a point, a virtual image when they diverge as if from a point beyond the reflecting or refracting body.
Source: the interweb. Fight me.
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It’s a MINERAL, Marie.
Hey fuck you buddy
You're awfully brave for someone who's within rock range.
NO IT'S A STONE NOT A ROCK
Did you think I'd just accept that at face value? Do you take me for a fool? That is an egg! You've painted it to look like a rock because you are afraid that I will steal it. You thought I would think it was a rock. But it is an egg.
To all the people in my DMs, don't tell me that it's a roc egg. It's not. A roc would have a much larger egg that would be brown in colouration. And it would smell minty, which this one does not. No, this is clearly just a mundane egg painted to look like a rock.
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That's actually a pebble, not a rock
Pebbles are small enough to fit in your mouth. This is clearly a stone.
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They're minerals Marie!
Everybody arguing rock, stone, or pebble.
It's a jpeg.
Just downloaded it, it was a .png.
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This is not a rock. It is just a pebble.
I have to say it. That's a really nice rock.
Well rounded
Uniform oval shape
Well distributed grain
Minimal color invariance
Pauli's exclusion principle compliant
Higher than average support threshold
Aerodynamic
Hydrodynamic
No moss (that's always a plus)
No visible cracks, dents or imperfections
Negative wobblyness
3 dimensional
Positive spinniness
Nice all around silicate spectrum
Higher than average (if not more) cold-handling potential
High end projectile index (above 0.95, that's factoring window breaking potential)
Maximally grind factor (>0.82, that's garlic grade)
Nutcracker performance with tolerable parameters
Accurate weather predictor (Fast drying is most)
Gravitationally bound to Earth system
Free range Baryonic matter contents
All around a solid, great pick. Only needs a banana for scale but thanks to the +-wow factor(i number values) any size variation would just only make it better
Rate: 5/7
7/7 with rice
Bro Rating: 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢 🧢
Judgement: 👍
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Clearly its not a rock as it is too smooth to be from nature and has been polished by hand.
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Its actually nothing like this rock. This is just a trubute!
Rocks aren't real people!!!! Wake the fuck up and follow your instincts! It's all a conspiracy conjured up by big GEOLOGY!
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Sorry its a pebble.
You’re out of your element, fleshoid.
Go fuck yourself you rock loving perv, take your big stone post and deposit your filthy sediment somewhere else!
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