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Could Greenland just turn them away?
Detain them indefinitely instead.
If they did this. I don't even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press "he doesn't know anything about it, you're telling me for the first time".
Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.
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Epstein them
Eh they'd need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though
Please mean Boris!
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They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on
Nah, let them come... and then don't let them leave.
Deport to El Salvador Prison
Greenland should absolutely deny these invaders entry.
That would be a shame if they got detained.
Maybe they should have their cell phones searched just like those Europeans trying to enter the U.S... It's not like any Signal threads JD may or may not be on have classified information, right?
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I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can't go anywhere without people making it known how much they don't want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.
Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.
Or take him hostage. I’m sure loads of Americans would welcome that.
The US would just bomb Greenland. Until everyone died. Just like the zionist fucks do in Gaza.
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USA's not sending their best.
A couchfucker and his cuck... Yeah, I'd say that's not our best.
If there isn't at least one snowball to the face I'll be disappointed in Greenland.
I'd also be cool with people reviving the tradition of throwing shoes at republican fuckers.
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As a convicted felon, Trump probably isn't allowed entry to most modern countries.
Bush was and his DUI conviction counts as a felony.
DUI is not always and everywhere a felony.
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Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he's visiting Europe?
I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.
Let’s be honest. How many people would care if Greenland just threw him in an ice cave? His wife probably wouldn’t even look for him until she ran out of mascara. No one in America cares about JD Vance. People who loathe Trump or Ted Cruz or whomever have to force giving a shit about JD Vance.
There's no evidence Greenland even met with them. Greenland was with me at the restaurant all night. I'm sure my other friends could also corroborate that. Remember that guys? Greenland was cracking jokes all night. Dave almost peed his pants he was laughing so hard.
I’m sorry I don’t know the name of Greenland’s prime minister. They just had an election and I don’t know who will ultimately put a coalition together. I saw puffins in Iceland once who were headed that way and I know ice core samples often come from Greenland. (Shout out to Greenland for puffins and science!) But please excuse my ignorance.
My original point was that JD Vance is irrelevant. I don’t remember his wife’s name but I know it’s like 4 or 5 letters and multiple vowels and syllables. UEFA is not correct, obviously, but it’s like that.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there”
WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!
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Don't let them in. lol
This is the geopolitical equivalent of your idiot neighbours crashing your birthday barbecue only to complain about the food. Loudly. While chewing.
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Do not let these pieces of human shit into your country.
Its kind of weird how often they're talking about when and where he is going to be almost like they're inviting someone to knock him out of the sky.
Couldn't the danish king like have him executed or some shit like that?
Let's have some big ass dude with a claymore go to town on his pasty ass.
I’d prefer a halberd be used
Bit to Renaissance era, go with something a bit more akin to the original Greenlander colonists the humble Daneaxe do it at Eriksfjord for extra spice.
Oh, a 6 ft flamberge would be sweet.
he'll probably need to apply for a VISA card now
I hope they arrest them and treat them how the US government treats Middle Eastern travelers
Those guys were just dicks, these are assholes and loud pussies with guns.
I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
Don't let them land.
Remember, no official meetings, and they have to pay for the trip themselves.
Let’s hope nobody turns up.
Abhorrently disrespectful on a national scale flex but not ok.
Praying for his safety and that NOTHING happens to him :)
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