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WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.

“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”

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[-] fox2263@lemmy.world 180 points 1 week ago

Could Greenland just turn them away?

[-] match@pawb.social 138 points 1 week ago

Detain them indefinitely instead.

[-] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago

If they did this. I don't even think Trump would care. Probably tell the press "he doesn't know anything about it, you're telling me for the first time".

Then Pete gets drunk and forgets to launch the rescue mission. No one would miss JV Vance anyways.

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[-] 30p87@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago
[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

Eh they'd need the Trump-Vance-Johnson trilogy though

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[-] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 40 points 1 week ago

They should. Just say the runways are unsafe to land on

[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago

Nah, let them come... and then don't let them leave.

[-] axh@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Deport to El Salvador Prison

[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 154 points 1 week ago

Greenland should absolutely deny these invaders entry.

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 52 points 1 week ago

That would be a shame if they got detained.

[-] witten@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe they should have their cell phones searched just like those Europeans trying to enter the U.S... It's not like any Signal threads JD may or may not be on have classified information, right?

[-] paranoia@feddit.dk 12 points 1 week ago

The problem is they will be landing at an airport controlled by the US.

[-] Teknikal@eviltoast.org 12 points 1 week ago

They can stay in the base but should be denied leaving imo

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[-] ExistentialKiwi@lemmy.world 131 points 1 week ago

I hope Greenlanders chase him away like Vermonters did. Let him know he can't go anywhere without people making it known how much they don't want a little sycophantic dweeb like him around.

[-] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Please please please Greenland make this happen. Boo and jeer and hurl insults at him everywhere he goes every minute of every day.

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[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 97 points 1 week ago

USA's not sending their best.

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[-] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If there isn't at least one snowball to the face I'll be disappointed in Greenland.

I'd also be cool with people reviving the tradition of throwing shoes at republican fuckers.

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[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 1 week ago

As a convicted felon, Trump probably isn't allowed entry to most modern countries.

[-] riodoro1@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

Why the fuck are they letting him?

[-] InvertedParallax@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

Foreign minister at the gate with a sign reading 'Persona non grate'.

I'm just saying.

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[-] nkat2112@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 week ago

Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he's visiting Europe?

I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.

[-] njm1314@lemmy.world 38 points 1 week ago

I don't even understand why they're allowed in the country.

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

If they aren't, then it's best to turn them away at the Greenlandic airport for maximum inconvenience.

[-] glitch1985@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Detain them!

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[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 36 points 1 week ago

The only thing Greenland is in danger from, is the US.

[-] AJ1@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

You don't need, that comma.

But I'd like to point out that this isn't a criticism of, your comment. Just, the punctuation. I'm, sorry. And I will now take, my downvotes. See you, tomorrow.

[-] Professorozone@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I'm not offended. I use way more commas than, I should, but, in this case, it was meant to be, a pause for, emphasis, which I thought, was valid.

No down vote from the perpetrator.

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[-] ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Let’s be honest. How many people would care if Greenland just threw him in an ice cave? His wife probably wouldn’t even look for him until she ran out of mascara. No one in America cares about JD Vance. People who loathe Trump or Ted Cruz or whomever have to force giving a shit about JD Vance.

[-] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago

There's no evidence Greenland even met with them. Greenland was with me at the restaurant all night. I'm sure my other friends could also corroborate that. Remember that guys? Greenland was cracking jokes all night. Dave almost peed his pants he was laughing so hard.

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[-] TheProtagonist@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

“We’re going to check out how things are going there”

WTF should be going on there JD? None of your business!

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[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 27 points 1 week ago

He'll probably try to catch the eggs being launched his way.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Gonna make a cool 800€ in only 5 minutes.

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[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 week ago

If something bad happens to them in Greenland that would be so terrible /s

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[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

Hey Denmark, keep him

[-] RandAlThor@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago

Don't let them in. lol

[-] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

This is the geopolitical equivalent of your idiot neighbours crashing your birthday barbecue only to complain about the food. Loudly. While chewing.

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[-] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 21 points 1 week ago

Its kind of weird how often they're talking about when and where he is going to be almost like they're inviting someone to knock him out of the sky.

[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

Do not let these pieces of human shit into your country.

[-] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 20 points 1 week ago

Couldn't the danish king like have him executed or some shit like that?

Let's have some big ass dude with a claymore go to town on his pasty ass.

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[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

why do I have a feeling they are going to provoke/fake some kind of incident that would "justify" an attempt at US military "intervention"

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[-] ProfHillbilly@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago

Why can't Greenland officials meet them at the airport, detain while going through their social media , and then put them back on the plane and tell them to not come back? I think that would be fair.

[-] Freshparsnip@lemm.ee 16 points 1 week ago

On their way back, they get detained by ICE

[-] Suoko@feddit.it 14 points 1 week ago

he'll probably need to apply for a VISA card now

[-] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

I hope they will freeze to death.

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[-] tiefling 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I hope they arrest them and treat them how the US government treats Middle Eastern travelers

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[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago

Good luck, i hope rhe greenlanders eat you alive

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