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[-] bambootstrap@lemmy.ca 87 points 6 days ago

I too would prefer he go to Russia than come here.

[-] FrChazzz@lemm.ee 23 points 6 days ago

Yeah. Don’t threaten me with a good time, Joe.

[-] the_riviera_kid@lemmy.world 42 points 6 days ago

Joe Rogan is a fucking moron, this is a big win for Canada.

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[-] b161 44 points 6 days ago

Rogan is such a little cuck. I bet he dreams about getting tag teamed by Donald and Elon. He wants those orange fat rolls and Donald’s diaper / shit / talcum-powder smelling flaccid cock ramming him in the face while Elon grinds into him from behind with his cybertruck body and broken, malfunctioning penis.

Americans in general are such cowardly little bootlickers. They show off their big trucks and guns and pretend to be baddy “alpha males” then they get on the knees for Israel and Russia or any kind of genocidal regime that shows themselves to be in same league of sadism, decadence, and buffoonery.

[-] Triti@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

That... was some vivid visual imagery you described with your words. I need a shower. Maybe two.

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[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 41 points 6 days ago

You can join Steven seagull in russia

[-] el_bhm@lemm.ee 10 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

They both sit at work and pretend REALLY HARD to be badass. They should hit it off.

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[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 51 points 6 days ago

Huge W for Canada.

[-] dadjokesfordays@lemmy.ca 48 points 6 days ago
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[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 76 points 6 days ago
[-] SupraMario@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

Please please go to russia... maybe they'll send him to the front and he can compost with some sunflower seeds.

[-] k0e3@lemmy.ca 41 points 6 days ago

Good. And stay out, you yapping scrotum.

[-] klu9@lemmy.ca 63 points 6 days ago
[-] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 12 points 6 days ago

Deep cut. Love news radio. RIP Phil Hartman.

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[-] DicJacobus@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

thanks for staying home moron.

rogan is a stupid person's idea of a smart guy.

rogan himself used to admit he was a dumb guy with laymans opinions, the problem was other dumb people saw him as a messiah and started taking his shit-take water cooler opinions as smart, and then he started thinking his opinions were correct.

[-] kittenzrulz123 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I too hope he goes to Russia, specifically a remote part of Siberia with no internet where he never leaves

[-] raptore39@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago

“Why are we upset at Canada? This is stupid, this over tariffs,” Rogan said during the March 14 episode of his popular podcast, The Joe Rogan Experience, while conversing with comedian Michael Kosta.

This was only a couple of days ago! He really changes positions as the wind blows

[-] CircaV@lemmy.ca 31 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I could give two shits if Joe Rogaine doesn’t want to come here. We don’t want him here. Go gargle Putin’s knob.

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[-] TemplaerDude@lemm.ee 26 points 6 days ago

Joe Rogan is a scumbag and an idiot but he is useful in that if I find out someone listens to him I know they're a moron.

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[-] skozzii@lemmy.ca 32 points 6 days ago

Joe was gonna get booed so he decided to take his things and go home. Weak men can't handle criticism.

[-] mrodri89@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago

Wow hes really licked trumps boot. Pathetic.

[-] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago

Of course he would. He's an asset, functionally if not actually (yet).

[-] chuck@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 days ago

I mean I'm sure we can arrange to deport him to his homeland of Russia.

[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Just don't forget to put some drugs in his suitcase. The Russians love those!

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[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 22 points 6 days ago

...bye Felicia

[-] Wilco@lemm.ee 30 points 6 days ago

Go to Russia. All MAGAts should go there for a mandatory visit since they live the country so much.

[-] IndustryStandard@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago

Centrist Joe centering again.

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[-] Donebrach@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

Dumb old man does dumb old shit and makes millions for it. What a neat world.

[-] kevowej635@lemmy.wtf 16 points 6 days ago

he is already in Russia

[-] treno_rosso@feddit.org 21 points 6 days ago

Oh no, how will Canada ever recover from this?

[-] pinheadednightmare@lemm.ee 21 points 6 days ago

Please go… please go to Russia

[-] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 12 points 6 days ago

I have yet to actually hear a conservative explain specifically what they find so detestable about Canada.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Your sovereignty

[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 days ago

I wonder if a few Canadian who are fans of this idiot will start to question him now...

I can dream.

[-] boonhet@lemm.ee 8 points 6 days ago

Probably they'll just agree with him :/ Not speaking from experience on Canadians, but from what I understand of the cult mentality.

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[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 21 points 6 days ago

Joe Fuckface more like it

[-] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 22 points 6 days ago

Why do foreigners hate our government for its domestic policy so much?

I don’t like the monarchy in UK but I don’t constantly spend energy hating on them, nor would it realistically stop me from visiting.

I guess it’s a hate boner thing.

[-] floofloof@lemmy.ca 28 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

It's not all foreigners. It's right-wing Americans. And if they didn't keep hating it, they'd have to admit that Canada is better governed than the USA in many respects. It's a challenge to their belief that they and their far-right dysfunction are the pinnacle of human existence.

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[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 19 points 6 days ago

I wonder if there's anyone into UFC who isnt FUBAR

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[-] theacharnian@lemmy.ca 16 points 6 days ago

Meanwhile, Canadians: "I'm actually terrified to go to the US because of ICE".

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[-] F_OFF_Reddit@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Remember when this guy went nuts and started screaming at a primatologist expert telling her she was wrong? this is the kind of idiot he is he think he's right and for some reason that did stick and made him famous and he got surrounded by more idiots talking about shit they don't understand...

https://youtu.be/__CvmS6uw7E?t=339

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[-] BassTurd@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

What a cunt. Not that it hasn't been clear for a long time, but just so brazenly a piece of shit. Why anyone gives that waste of oxygen clicks is beyond me.

[-] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 6 points 6 days ago

BE Finally the waffling little bitch openly picks a side. Very brave of him.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 9 points 6 days ago

It sucks because it used be a pretty solid show until he started bringing in all those alt right grifters.

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[-] Commiunism@beehaw.org 10 points 6 days ago

Wonder what kind of narrative this is, been seeing it more and more from conservatives trying to paint Canadian government as terrible and authoritarian. Could it be an attempt at creating a casus belli for the US to invade Canada and turn them into 51st state?

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[-] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Hell yeah! Shove off to fucking Russia and stay there.

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