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[-] Iapar@feddit.org 56 points 2 weeks ago

Speak every language because that includes animals.

djin gets visibly angry

[-] MyFriendGodzilla@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Damn straight. Its the same thing.

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Counterpoint: what if a French person flirts with you and you end up falling for them

[-] cmder@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

T'as de beaux yeux tu sais ?

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 28 points 2 weeks ago

You can speak to every animal. Having them understand or talk back is a different matter

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

The result is the same. Sooner or later, one of the animals is bound to respond favorably.

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Ah, thats just a matter of semantics

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 27 points 2 weeks ago

Bee Movie (2007)

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago
[-] essell@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Well obviously sophisticated people like you and I are above the rest of those primate mammal scum. ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿง

[-] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Someone has to be. Else the whole world would be just nothing but apes. ๐Ÿฑ

[-] _core@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 week ago

Every language includes animal language

[-] bravesentry@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago

Also, every animal includes humans

[-] HEXN3T 7 points 1 week ago

Technically passes the Harkness test, it only took completely and wholly altering reality

[-] SuDmit 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For those unaware (came here to post it, but you beat me to it, so...):

Harkness test guide image, please check whole article on knowyourmeme though i think it also does not have proper alt text

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

If it has a greater than human intelligence, and the Test implies the floor for consent is your own species limitations, doesn't that mean it's violating our consent?

[-] SuDmit 1 points 1 week ago

Idk, depends on if that "greaterness" raises the bar for consent or introduces new/other limiting concepts, and their culture in general. Maybe they are extremely strict or the opposite, fuck everything that moves. I'd believe it's up to their own Harkness test to decide, after all, they have "greater" intelligence.

[-] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Easy. Every language. Some foreigner from another country talks shit about me? Be prepared to be verbally assaulted back in your native tongue. Probably never happened, but it's definitely a scenario I wish would for that exact reason.

[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

reminds me of the book series Spellsinger by Alan Dean Foster.

[-] sunshine@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

It's a Rachel and Tobias situation!

[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Imagine if by language result to understanding a frequency sent by aliens long gone. What we used to consider noise would suddenly become a nightmare we hear everyday since it just keeps repeating the same exact message. Talking about extending a warranty for a car.

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