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Crimes against breakfasts (sh.itjust.works)
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Tangent: I swear by orange juice in coffee instead of creamer. It deals with the bitter coffee taste by just making it Very Taste. It doesn't taste good, quite the opposite. (My fiancée accidentally tasted my coffee once and immediately puked.) But it certainly does taste

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 41 points 5 days ago

Yo my dude wtf

[-] nylo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 5 days ago

straight to jail.

[-] Yoga@lemmy.ca 11 points 5 days ago

Psychotic. Terrifying. Beautiful.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago

For Maximum Taste, add HP Brown Sauce.

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[-] Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca 22 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Post this on Facebook. I've learned that everyone on there fucking hates Ramsey because she's a little odd looking and was cast to play a teenage character (Ellie) who they really wanted to fuck, I guess.

[-] Apocalypteroid@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Such a shame people are so bigotted. Ramsey is an absolute fantastic actor and I can't imagine any other actor their age getting Ellie's character so spot on.

That being said, the thought of orange juice in my cereal makes my teeth hurt.

I first saw her as Lady Mormont in game of thrones and knew she was going places

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[-] Mothra@mander.xyz 46 points 6 days ago

I'm upset the image doesn't show cornflakes but oats

[-] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass GO. Do not collect $200.

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 40 points 6 days ago

When I was a kid we were not allowed milk if we were sick. So I used to eat my cheerios with OJ. It got to the point I liked it more than with milk.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 6 days ago

People love making arbitrary food rules. Eat whatever tastes good, so long as no one's hurt.

[-] nokturne213@sopuli.xyz 14 points 6 days ago

That is how I feel too. I used to gatekeep food. Now I am like whatever. Eat what you like how you like.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 6 days ago

Specially since going plant based, my favourite hobby is breaking food rules.

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[-] chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 11 points 5 days ago

My mom had the same rule about milk. She said if you were running a fever, the milk would "curdle in your stomach" and make you nauseous. Your stomach is acidic. Milk always curdles in your stomach.

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[-] Num10ck@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

try it with a shot of kahlua

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[-] sdfric88@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 4 days ago

She eats cereal like she's actually living in the last of us. I wonder if she also eats cold, expired beans directly out of a can she opened with a hunting knife

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 24 points 6 days ago

Well, I've got cereal at home and bought some orange juice yesterday and it's roundabout breakfast time, so... wish me luck.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 12 points 6 days ago
[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago
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[-] Elkot@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago

Could be worse, she could microwave tea instead of using a kettle...isn't that right Americans

[-] silverlose@lemm.ee 15 points 5 days ago

The chemist in me is so sad 😞 what’s wrong with the microwave for heating water? That’s it’s one job in life

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 days ago

I think they believe we’re heating the cup with the tea bag in it or smth, instead of just heating water. Idk. It’s lunacy.

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[-] dumblederp@aussie.zone 6 points 5 days ago

Don't pick on them. They only get 110v inches/pound power. They'll write you an angry note on letter sized paper.

[-] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 days ago

I'm from Canada, Vancouver specifically. I came over to the UK late 2020 to be with my now wife. Filled out my visa application mid-2020. The application had to be on A4. The "corporate partner" office that processes all the UK visa applications has to be sent printers and paper from the UK. As for myself I had to hire a small printing firm to print my application out on larger paper and cut it down to A4. The UKVI office, and the Canadian corporate partner who dealt with my application and biometrics....had the digital copy. I was still required to provide a hard copy on A4.

110v/240v isn't really a huge issue....but I wish us Canadians would pull our finger out and go full metric, with the same ISO standard paper sizes as the rest of the rational world....

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[-] itsyaboiboi@lemmy.ca 14 points 5 days ago

Why do they already give the vibe that they do this prior to reading this article?

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

This might be sardonically called atrocity, which is considerably better than the status quo, that being a literal atrocity.

[-] MantisToboggon@lazysoci.al 20 points 6 days ago

That's how they knew she was autistic.

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[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 days ago

Honestly, i did this with muesli and apple juice for years. Only thing that stopped me was finding out how awesome and cheap i can make my own oat milk at home with and the ridiculous sugar apple juice added.

OJ is kinda tangy though, that wouldn't work... Apple was far mellower

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[-] puppinstuff@lemmy.ca 10 points 5 days ago

Regardless of taste that much sugar is a sure path to early diabeetus.

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[-] Fondots@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago

Once upon a time when I was still in probably about middle or high school, my mom for some reason got a bug up her ass about how much milk we were using and decided she would go on "strike" and stop buying milk.

So one day I came downstairs and poured myself a bowl of cereal. Finding no milk in the fridge, I just kind of shrugged and grabbed a 2L bottle of root beer and poured that over my cereal while she watched.

Her strike ended really quick after that.

Root beer cereal wasn't terrible. I can't remember exactly which cereal it was, but we usually had fairly plain options, Cheerios, corn flakes, Chex, etc. usually nothing frosted, fruity, etc. I wouldn't exactly recommend it, but if you ever find yourself contemplating soda as an alternative cereal liquid, I do think root beer is probably your best bet.

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 11 points 6 days ago

One time when I was single, I poured myself a big bowl of rice crispies, only to find that my milk was sour. I was really annoyed - then I realized I had apple juice, so I poured that on instead. It was a little on the sweet side, but it actually tasted pretty good.

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