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[-] evening_push579@feddit.nu 65 points 2 months ago
[-] DuskyRo@lemmy.world 38 points 2 months ago

PEAK MENTIONED.

[-] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 59 points 2 months ago

Kinda surprised how long it took me to see the alien, almost a jump-scare.

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Wow. He also likes to watch....

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 50 points 2 months ago

sigh... unzips

[-] Condiment2085@lemm.ee 40 points 2 months ago

I thought this is why they don't let people post photos within 4 weeks of joining lmao

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

I been posting images since minutes after I joined. I like to get weird with it.

[-] Condiment2085@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Oh I forgot I think that's a lemm.ee thing not a Lemmy thing in general. They don't let you post images for 4 weeks Afaik

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 2 months ago

I wonder what it says about me that I didn't see the alien for the trees?

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Your focus was drawn to a rather fetching lady snogging a dinosaur.

[-] Condiment2085@lemm.ee 2 points 2 months ago

What inspired your username

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

bort was my true inspiration all along

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

The criminal dinosaur foreigners should be deported back to Pangaea

- the hwhites

[-] r00ty@kbin.life 5 points 2 months ago

Pretty sure I can see a tattoo on that dinosaur!

[-] BigDiction@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago

I swear there’s a video out there some where of multiple dudes in dinosaur costumes replaying this exact scenario. It’s ancient.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago
[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago
[-] gurnu@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Shit, was the alien always there? Seen the original being passed around the internet for ages and never noticed... Too horny for saurus I guess

[-] Saint_La_Croix_Crosse@midwest.social 11 points 2 months ago

Bald representation!

[-] rosahaj 11 points 2 months ago
[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

The lady, dino, or alien in the background?

[-] rosahaj 13 points 2 months ago

In that exact order, funnily enough.

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago
[-] ScoreDivision@programming.dev 6 points 2 months ago

Holy shit I didnt even see the alien

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 11 points 2 months ago

Joe Rogan would love the shit outta this.

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 months ago

Joe Rogan's fragile masculinity would be threatened by the dinosaur. But he would fantasize about being the alien, because he is a massive cuck.

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

Agreed, either that or he would say that he could knock it out in a fight.

[-] DaCrazyJamez@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

At's some Chuck Tingle shit, there.

[-] TastyWheat@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Looks like one of his book covers

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago
[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

it is i, a bort.

[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago

Go on......

[-] random_character_a@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago
[-] Sibshops@lemm.ee 7 points 2 months ago

I'll allow it

[-] zanyllama52@infosec.pub 7 points 2 months ago

This is fairly hot: alien, human, and dinosaur cuckold port. Everything I need.

[-] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago

Can someone explain the joke to me like I’m from the jungle and just discovered internet?

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

A dinosaur is sexing up a lady while an alien looks on.

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[-] Houseman@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Jealous of her.

[-] psmgx@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

Dino New World Order

[-] snek_boi@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 months ago
[-] Veneroso@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

What if I work in dinosaur erotica? (I don't, but also, can I work in dinosaur erotica?)

[-] Prok@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Then I'd say nothing you do for work is safe

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] fprawn@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

One of my favorite movies, looking forward to it finally making it on Monsterdon

[-] Bort@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

I require more information about this movie

[-] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 5 points 2 months ago

*Interspecies erotica

[-] androidul@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago

wait, I know this actress

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this post was submitted on 22 Mar 2025
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