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submitted 4 months ago by Punchshark@lemmy.ca to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
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[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 129 points 4 months ago

Does he think the people yelling at his car are on his facebook or something?

[-] phdepressed@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 months ago

Tbf if I was a relative I'd be liable to do so lol. Though I'd keep it PG.

[-] blarth@thelemmy.club 12 points 4 months ago

These people are attention seekers, which explains the CT purchase in the first place.

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 117 points 4 months ago

Kid doesn't need to hear words but they apparently do need to see daddy beat the shit out of someone because his precious car identity fee fees were hurt

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 47 points 4 months ago

Daddy try to beat the shit out of someone.

I'm a man with the confidence to pick a fight with someone over their stupid fucking car in public, think he would take a second to wonder why I'm so confident?

[-] BoulevardBlvd 22 points 4 months ago

He bought a cyber truck. No, he lacks all critical thinking and impulse control. He'll go to his grave mad and confused

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 21 points 4 months ago

Kid doesn't need to hear words but they apparently do need to see daddy ~~beat the shit out of someone~~ get shot because his precious car identity fee fees were hurt

[-] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 81 points 4 months ago

Be more concerned about pulling yourself and your children from the flaming death heap when the doors don't work.

[-] something_random_tho@lemmy.world 70 points 4 months ago

Maybe don’t buy a nazi wagon if you don’t want to be treated like a nazi. Just a thought.

[-] asg101@lemmy.ca 28 points 4 months ago

Sounds like he is leaning in to the whole Nazi scene.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 59 points 4 months ago

He definitely votes Republican lol

[-] SolidShake@lemmy.world 53 points 4 months ago

"dont swear at me with my kids around or i will beat the shit out of you in front of my kids and scar them for life!"

It's also assuming they win. If you physically assault someone they have the right to defend themselves or in many states fill them with lead. None of those situations are good for the children. Watching your parent get the shit kicked out of them or killed on the street isn't how you should be teaching your kids how to not get the shit kicked out of them or killed on the street.

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[-] SARGE@startrek.website 51 points 4 months ago

In my neck of the woods, getting out of your car and charging angrily towards another car will get you shot or flattened.

[-] MrEff@lemmy.world 33 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Seriously. I'm from texas. Some people would happily let him come over to their car and start reaching in punching just to let it cross into castle doctrine/stand your ground territory. I was always taught to just assume people have guns in their cars and to act accordingly.

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 20 points 4 months ago

That does sound very American

[-] Rawdogg@lemm.ee 11 points 4 months ago

Getting into a gunfight over a road rage incident with children present sounds pretty american tbh

[-] BoulevardBlvd 5 points 4 months ago

I get the shot part but you're seriously telling me someone in another country wouldn't ever think to use the two tonne high speed steel box around them as a weapon when threatened?

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 months ago

Why would you run them over when you can just drive away... I'm very worried about my American friends when I see the violent ambience present there that the first thought when threatened isn't "how do I get out of this situation" but "how do I kill this person".

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[-] HollowNaught@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No, I'd use it to get the hell out of there

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[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 50 points 4 months ago

I don't vote. I care about my children. Somehow these are compatible statements

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

His children don't nead to hear about things he doesnt like, yet he thinks it's a good example to escalate someone calling him a name to assault/battery.

[-] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 43 points 4 months ago

Quick heads-up to anyone actually planning on committing a potentially illegal act: Do not put it down in writing on a publicly accessible forum next to your name and image.

[-] libra00@lemmy.world 39 points 4 months ago

Soo... you don't want your kids to hear some angry words, but you're totally fine with them watching their father commit violence? Yeah, I bet this jackass is in the running for parent of the goddamned year.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 38 points 4 months ago

I will protect my kids from obscenities by instead presenting them with toxic violence.

[-] dipcart@lemmy.world 30 points 4 months ago

Crazy that swearing in front of kids is bad but watching their dad fight someone is good. Maybe less about protecting his kids and more about insecurity.

[-] miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 4 months ago

He has eyes, yet he still bought the thing.
He deserves to be sworn at.

[-] Bosht@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

This was part of the reason I quit social media. Posts like this that are on people's walls that have 'walking hardon' energy. Like nobody that's confronting you is reading that, just your friends. And you know this.

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 21 points 4 months ago

If they really cared about their kids, then they wouldnt bought the most dangerous vehicle on the roads...

[-] exploitedamerican@lemm.ee 16 points 4 months ago

Ive been yelling fuck elon musk at people in tesla vehicles since way before it was cool!!

[-] CPMSP@midwest.social 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

How on message that this self absorbed fuck thinks randos are going to read his social status prior to flipping him the bird on the freeway for driving a swasticar.

Totally stable. Buy something that screams "look at me!" and then be upset when someone expresses their distaste.

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[-] 5in1k@lemm.ee 14 points 4 months ago

God it would be hilarious if someone tried to pull me out of my car. Those kids will get a real lesson about their dad and consequences.

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'd be more concerned with pulling off body panels, if I were him.

Edit: also, why is it all these people are so bad at writing? How do you get enough money for a Cybertruck while obviously being a moron?

[-] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 months ago

Generational wealth.

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[-] HorreC@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

I am so glad that he posted this to the place where all other drivers would know to read to hear his wailing, OR MAYBE, this snowflake wants someone to feel like he is a victim and he is just being a good father.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 5 points 4 months ago

This is 100% meant for his ex wife.

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[-] Madbrad200@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

cringe but also, so is being verbally aggressive around children over a car

[-] green@feddit.nl 6 points 4 months ago

It's not about the car, but what it symbolizes.

I really couldn't give a shit for your kids if you're essentially okay with mine being sent to prisons in El Salvador. This is known as tit-for-tat (or eye-for-an-eye) and is actually the optimal negotiation strategy.

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[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 months ago

Rearrange my facial structure?

What does that even mean??

You going to tell me a joke

[-] rowdyrockets@lemm.ee 10 points 4 months ago

I think it means he’s threatening to aggressively make out with you.

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago

He runs the risk of rearranging my trouser structure

[-] glibg@lemmy.ca 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I don't get why people are hating on Tesla owners. It's not their fault the owner of the company is a nutsack. They're prob just trying to get to work like the rest of us. Misdirected anger and energy.

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[-] SchwertImStein@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 months ago
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[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago

Oh, man. That would make me just escalate the taunting...

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