503
submitted 1 week ago by Punchshark@lemmy.ca to c/Cyberstuck@lemmy.ca
top 35 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 71 points 1 week ago

To be fair, it looks like it would look cooler if you took all the panels off. Probably would not help with longevity, but might be less likely to get arsoned.

[-] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago

If I saw one of these with the panels removed; I'd take the opportunity to cut the wire harnesses a few dozen times.

[-] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 40 points 1 week ago

Don't just cut it, take a section of the harness out (especially a split or junction). Much more of a pain to splice in a new section than to just reconnect some split wires.

or uh.... don't do crime. Vandalism bad.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 35 points 1 week ago

ngl, if it had this aesthetic, I might have to change my opinion on them:

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

The cybertruck can't handle water. In this state, a bit of rain can brick the vehicle.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

Weak against fire, water, lightning and earth. Truly the easiest enemy to grind.

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

This is what happens when you make too many pokemon types, you end up with Steel being weak to every damn thing out here

Disclaimer: I am not a Pokemancer, leave your corrections untyped

[-] phar@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago
[-] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Maybe with the panels removed it can dry after a car wash.

[-] pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Install see-through panels

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 55 points 1 week ago

The most American made vehicle ever

I am not surprised that someone who bought a Cybertruck is wholly unaware of the entire first half of the 20th century.

[-] Telorand@reddthat.com 39 points 1 week ago

We really do live in Biff's future.

[-] imvii@lemmy.ca 35 points 1 week ago

The Cybertruck is the epitome of America hubris.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

In fairness, it was largely the vision of a South African maniac

That's like when Germans try to point out that Hitler was Austrian.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago

They've got a point.

Austria gave us WW1, WW2, and Austrian economics.

They are objectively the baddies.

[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 24 points 1 week ago

Musk built the Cybertruck in his own image: not just the shape echoing his weirdly angular physique, but its construction representing the substance backing his sensational claims. That thing is as solid as his charter cities on Mars.

[-] UpperBroccoli 17 points 1 week ago
[-] Glitterbomb@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

The back does fall off though, if you try to tow something

[-] crmsnbleyd@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

Wait it's a 100 grand? Why are people buying this thing, again?

[-] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

it's a cult.

[-] techclothes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

It was. I believe the price dropped to $80k. Still a giant waste of money, but that would be true for basically any price point.

[-] RejZoR@lemmy.ml 15 points 1 week ago

American cars were never hailed as pinnacle of quality. Not decades ago and not now.

[-] maccentric@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

Pretty sure the Caddies and Lincolns of the 40s-70s were though?

[-] guy@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

And Trump wonder why Europeans don't drive American cars

[-] thetallestlesbian@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago

Don’t forget that the frame is made out of aluminum , so the more repeated stress you put on the frame, the weaker it gets. I’ve seen the frame literally break from towing something. It is a truly awful vehicle.

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

There’s plenty of plastic on steel, or steel trim mounted to plastic, in other trucks that aren’t “100% US made.” That’s just how it works. Plastic is light, easily moldable, and doesn’t rust. Of course it’s going to be used to build cars. I don’t see wha anyone is surprised that the swastidumpster is any different.

[-] remon@ani.social 9 points 1 week ago

Ha, the ~~front~~ side fell off!

[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago

American made is just a fancy way to say that the rear quarter panel will rust and fall off within the first month of ownership.

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 4 points 1 week ago

Hey snake oil salesmen are coming back!

[-] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] ABetterTomorrow@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

It’s just an oversized tonka truck toy.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9kpyGqKwJk

Simpsons: One of those American Robot Cars

this post was submitted on 19 Mar 2025
503 points (100.0% liked)

Cyberstuck

569 readers
391 users here now

A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

No doxxing No slurs No racism And no fucking nazis!

founded 1 month ago
MODERATORS