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The depression for fElon is sinking in.. don’t stop making fun of him

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[-] LucidLyes@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago

"physically" is quite an admission

[-] sunfur82@lemmy.ca 34 points 5 hours ago

He deserves all the hate he gets.

And that hilarious line "...I've never physically hurt anyone". Interesting how he has to qualify that by saying he never 'physically' hurt anyone. Like he knows if he said he never hurt anyone, he'd get called out right away. What a joke. Yeah, he's financially ruined people, cost people their jobs, selling defective vehicles, overpromising and underdelivering, stolen from people (see how he took control of Tesla. People say he founded Tesla, but he didn't. he was an early investor, and used strong-arm tactics to oust it actual founders), but he's never actually physically put his hands on anyone, so he's a good person... right.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 3 hours ago

he operates like trump, get other people to hurt them for him. thats how gang/mafia works.

[-] Alloi@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

abuse by proxy.

[-] leaf 10 points 4 hours ago

He has hurt his trans daughter deeply by broadcasting her private life to millions against her will, he is a complete stochastic terrorist.

[-] SwingingTheLamp@midwest.social 5 points 3 hours ago

What a snowflake. Nobody's physically hurt him.

[-] comfy@lemmy.ml 12 points 4 hours ago

lmao @ having to qualify "I've never hurt anyone" with "physically"

Just means you're a privileged coward.

[-] SolidShake@lemmy.world 23 points 5 hours ago

there is no violence against him remember, just the hate. dude is overreacting like a little bitch.

[-] sunfur82@lemmy.ca 12 points 5 hours ago

Funny how he says he never 'physically' hurt anyone, instead of he 'never hurt anyone, period'. Because he knows if he said he never hurt anyone, he'd get called out for all the crap and shady dealings he's done, and all the people whose lives he's ruined.

[-] rockhard@lemm.ee 6 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

"Boo hoo have empathy for me" - Elom

[-] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago

Not for lack of wishing

[-] leaf 9 points 4 hours ago

Considering that his doge team has broken into the Peace Institute, Musk doesn't strike me as a peaceful guy.

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Last half of the tweet is missing, he blames woke Democrats if I remember correctly, claims he's helping.

[-] usernameusername@lemm.ee 4 points 2 hours ago

deadly

wait wait wait wjat the fuck is this actually happening

[-] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Yeah, context matters. He thinks he's the hero still, blames the "woke mind parasites" against him and he's here to fix it

LMAO what a tool. Money can't buy friends or popularity.

[-] Grizzlyboy@lemm.ee 11 points 4 hours ago

I love how most of the world has turned against him.

[-] Pupscent@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 hours ago

It's incredible how detached from reality he is. He's doing this stuff but I'm not sure he really understands how it's affecting others. He does however understand how it affecting him though.

The privlidge of wealth. Something I'll never understand.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

Narcissistic Personality Disorder is pretty much a requirement for becoming a billionaire.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

he is on ketamine, cocaine, and alcohol.

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 11 points 4 hours ago

Seriously ? double-sieg-heil and he's asking why the hate ?

[-] doctortofu@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

"I am a deadly threat to (...) humans" - Elon Musk, 2025

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 4 points 3 hours ago

You almost did buy happiness with money, Elon, then you just had to get into politics. I see why he and Trump get along.

[-] Cool_Name@lemm.ee 14 points 5 hours ago

Sub 200 TSLA is possible!

Hell, I believe sub 100 TSLA may be possible. That'd be when his empire really starts to crack.

[-] pticrix@lemmy.ca 9 points 5 hours ago

I'm excited at the idea of his margin calls a' knocking.

[-] StrandedInTimeFall@lemm.ee 8 points 5 hours ago

The emotional intelligence of a snail! This is what happens when you put a stunted man-boy in charge of anything. Somehow, he has enough regular intelligence to convince other people to join in and give money. Except for the fact, he knows will be a target so he has a huge private security team and uses his kid as a deterrent to gun violence. Before the election, never saw him with any children. After it, see that kid every place he goes. So which is it Elon, are you afraid of people targeting you for what you have done, what you supposedly uncovered in your slash and burn of the government, or is it because of recent events involving a healthcare CEO? Either way he realizes some of the danger he has put himself in.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

the kid is meant as a human shield against criticism, and percieve assasination attempts.

[-] himmyguap@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Elon just do it.

[-] PeteZa@lemm.ee 10 points 5 hours ago

I could happily live out the rest of my life without ever interacting with a single Musk product again.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

too bad ive been see a ton of his trucks as of lately

[-] RageMach1ne@lemm.ee 2 points 3 hours ago

Max. 1 year in the office before shareholders start calling him back.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Well Elon, its because you're a twat.

[-] rockhard@lemm.ee 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Idk if I've ever encountered anyone who had a larger prosecution complex than this twat. MF was born on, not on third base, but on home plate FFS and he's still a fucking a loser. Pathetic.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 68 points 11 hours ago

"I've never physically hurt anyone" says the man setting back cancer research in the US by decades and purposely starving poor people abroad (and at home).

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

and also have been associated with epstien/island on occasion. setting back both social progress and STEM research, i believe stem funding has been underattack as of late, columbia university have seen bowing to trump by "reprimanding 22 students. funny the columbia university was where these type of protest started.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 27 points 11 hours ago

But not unlike Hitler, he never actually physically pulled a trigger, or set an electric car on fire, or stole food from a hungry person, so really the hate against him is totally irrational and comes outta nowhere. s

[-] Tezzerets_Tea_Time@lemmy.world 13 points 11 hours ago

Not to be pedantic, but Hitler was in heavy combat in WW1, so he's actually pulled the trigger several times and we have no idea how many people he directly personally hurt or killed. Elon Musk would never let himself be put in harm's way. Hell, he'll use his own son as a bullet shield to ensure he's never in danger.

[-] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

and his vice president bonespear is the same.

[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 10 points 10 hours ago

I hereby bestow upon you my daily pedant award. I hadn't thought of that.

I guess I could say war doesn't count but whatever, I was wrong. I think the rest of the sentence stands on its own.

[-] udon@lemmy.world 27 points 11 hours ago

Thanks for asking bro, here are a few tips:

  • try to avoid the Hitlergruß next time you're on stage
  • don't randomly fire people who do a good job just because you don't understand what they do
  • don't piggyback on neurodiversity as an excuse for asshole behavior
  • try to sincerely say sorry to someone at least once in your life. It feels good and makes you more human!
  • go to therapy if you need it, there is no shame in it

Also, at the end of the day, all forms of hurting someone are also physical.

[-] Daggity@lemm.ee 1 points 5 hours ago

Hell yeah June (Western Kabuki podcast).

Also I don't believe any of this psychopaths when they're playing uwu I'm just a smol bean baby, this is the guy who keeps going out of his way to champion having less empathy.

[-] HighFructoseLowStand@lemm.ee 19 points 11 hours ago

Even by the standards of terminally online rich people, he is thin skinned.

It is actually kind of astounding.

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[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

“I’ve never physically hurt anyone” says the man setting back pandemic alerts and preparedness by years, despite results from trumps first term with covid

[-] ToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.world 20 points 12 hours ago

Isn't this the language of an abuser?

[-] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Spoken like a true narcissist coming down off...whatever he's doing in Trump's lap at the white house. Ketamine mixed with Nitrous and spray-tan poisoned cum?

[-] matlag@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago

The guy lives in a f***ing video game where "people" must be an abstract concept reacting to a simple set of rules, and none of the actual physical people he can see is part of it.

[-] stoly@lemmy.world 24 points 13 hours ago
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