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[-] andallthat@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Zorr'ak notes, page 2:

Earthlings' nutrition consists mainly of elongated pieces of synthetic rubber. These can't be fully digested, so consuming the nutrients they contain is achieved by inserting them repeatedly in one or more of the mouths that Earthlings have in different parts of their anatomy.

Zorr'ak notes, page 3:

Several attempts to feed the Earthling specimen we collected have failed. We are releasing it to avoid it dying from starvation

NY Post, page 3 headline:

Texas man claims he was abducted by aliens and anal-probed

[-] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 years ago

Shower thots

[-] balls_expert 11 points 2 years ago

Aliens arrive and try communicating

ding... ding ding ding ding... ding ding ding

[-] robbotlove@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

they have bells on their crotches?

[-] balls_expert 1 points 2 years ago

They're tipping the e-thot 😌

[-] Commiunism@lemmy.wtf 1 points 2 years ago

Last chance to look at me Hector

[-] lolcatnip@reddthat.com 11 points 2 years ago

They'd have a much higher opinion of us than they'd get from most of the stuff we actually broadcast.

[-] SkyeStarfall 3 points 2 years ago

They'd see videos of doing and sharing pleasure instead of all the horrific shit like war or sweatshops and what not. For sure it ought to give a higher opinion.

[-] Sagethefolxhero 9 points 2 years ago

At least the aliens would know how to make us cum

[-] davepleasebehave@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[-] Sagethefolxhero 4 points 2 years ago

Eh some camgirls have dicks

[-] Eonandahalf@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If we can be so lucky that that’s all they receive 🙃

[-] Steeve@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Very intelligent species 10/10

[-] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

These "Hoomans" are very passionate about keeping all the orifices clean.

this post was submitted on 27 Aug 2023
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