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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago

Honestly, that's just bananas.

[-] Vytle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Oh brother this guy stinks!

Take your upvote e.e

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 1 points 18 hours ago

Wait till they post something about Planters... Waggles eyebrows

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

If aliens could judge us, they'd say: "So you are telling me, that humans have killed each other for imaginary lines on the ground; in the name of feckless leaders who don't give a fuck about you; and bananas?"

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Bananas are at least understandable, we gotta eat

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 1 day ago

Or hoard if you’re Donkey Kong.

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 188 points 1 day ago

For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I thought that was still ongoing? When did they revert the change?

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

I thiiink there are multiple checkmarks now. General bought blue check marks and gold verified? I think...?

[-] hungryphrog 30 points 1 day ago

I don't think Xitter authentication existed in 1954...

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 77 points 1 day ago

Xitter

My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 12 points 1 day ago

I get that you are trying to degrade and demoralize him, but please be aware that many of the insults and words you are using are offensive to various groups of people.. for example, my wife is a cock sucker, are you comparing my wife to this creep?

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I choose this guys cock-sucking wife

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Other than cock sucking, is your wife anything like Musk? If so, then yes. Otherwise, obviously not.

[-] greenskye@lemm.ee 68 points 1 day ago

Xitter is pronounced 'shitter' I'm pretty sure

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

That's how I will always pronounce it.

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I like to call it ex-twitter

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Twitter.com still brings you to the website, i imagine the trademark is still registered

So it is still correct to call it that

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago

The Gulf of America was really about Elon being salty bc we still call it Twitter, watch

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

This is not toward you at all, but what in the ever loving is he out of his goddamned mind to think his feelings matter to us at all?

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

He's a desperate autistic nerd who has unhealthy attitudes about love and companionship, everything he does is a cry for attention. He's honestly one of the cringiest people imaginable to me. He 100% needs people to think he's cool, which is as un-cool as it gets. The man is failing middle school social dynamics. Hell, elementary school dynamics. He's just so rich he can barge in anywhere he wants and force himself on a conversation.

It's pathetic. He's going to go down as one of the biggest fucking losers in history.

And for the record, I've got nothing against autistic nerds. I may well be one myself, and I know many. But this tool embodies the worst of it run rampant with power, and should serve as a cautionary tale.

...I'm kinda glad Lemmy is small right now because I have reason to be more cautious with my speech on public media these days. Although, if course, this will be used to crucify me later if needed.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 day ago

He 100% needs people to think he’s cool, which is as un-cool as it gets.

Are you saying that Musky is hip, cool, and 45?

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago

Summed him up perfectly. Him being autistic might explain some of his traits, but it doesn't account for him being a complete cunt who knows exactly what he's doing.

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Tbh people always talk about his autism, but autism is utterly irrelevant. The things he does have nothing to do with autism, and we don't even need to get into the autism defense for that matter.

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[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

It's funny and that's about the extent of how much it matters to us

it's pretty reasonable; everyone it interacts with puts its feelings first. material concerns rarely matter in comparison to its feelings. laws don't matter compared to its feelings. the well being of people doesn't matter in comparison to its feelings.

affluenza alienating people from reality.

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[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that's derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I second the motion. Sex kinks are ok as long as you're not hurting anyone, fucking the whole country without consent is not ok

as opposed to this stupid time when people can do that.

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

...isn't that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn't they?

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Can't people still buy the blue check?

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 104 points 1 day ago
[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

I was honestly surprised they casually acknowledged it like that

[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago
[-] sowitzer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Parody accounts. Both tweets are in fact real tweets. As we can see.

Actually strike that. I don’t know that. There are ways to alter pictures so I guess it could be fake in that they never were twated out by anyone on the site.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 day ago

I have not tried it on Twitter, but it's extremely easy to use a browser's console and change any text on a webpage, so I'm not surprised it's fake

[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 1 points 23 hours ago

A parody account posting something that's perceived as coming from a non-parody account falls under my definition of "fake." What I meant was, Chiquita didn't post either tweet.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

Well, that's the internet for you

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 45 points 1 day ago

Fuck Dole and every family that still holds power from the coup.

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 37 points 1 day ago

Chiquita is a bad exploiting brand

[-] rockSlayer 19 points 1 day ago

It's been 50 years, Chiquita should treat itself

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

It's been 30 years, Chiquita should treat itself.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago

Plot twist: A whistleblower denounces that Chiquita was the major Trump campaign supporter.

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I miss the week where Twitter essentially allowed free speech for $15 before they shut it down after everyone immediately clowned on every single corporation and celebrity in existence.

[-] lennee@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

And thats why im not buying ur stupid bananas

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