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[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 hours ago

Honestly, that's just bananas.

[-] Vytle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Oh brother this guy stinks!

Take your upvote e.e

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

If aliens could judge us, they'd say: "So you are telling me, that humans have killed each other for imaginary lines on the ground; in the name of feckless leaders who don't give a fuck about you; and bananas?"

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 6 points 3 hours ago

Bananas are at least understandable, we gotta eat

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 hours ago

Or hoard if you’re Donkey Kong.

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 42 points 18 hours ago

Fuck Dole and every family that still holds power from the coup.

[-] ProtonEvoker@lemmy.world 176 points 22 hours ago

For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

[-] Psythik@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

I thought that was still ongoing? When did they revert the change?

[-] hungryphrog 27 points 10 hours ago

I don't think Xitter authentication existed in 1954...

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 18 hours ago

as opposed to this stupid time when people can do that.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 74 points 22 hours ago

Xitter

My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 8 points 8 hours ago

I get that you are trying to degrade and demoralize him, but please be aware that many of the insults and words you are using are offensive to various groups of people.. for example, my wife is a cock sucker, are you comparing my wife to this creep?

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago

I choose this guys cock-sucking wife

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Other than cock sucking, is your wife anything like Musk? If so, then yes. Otherwise, obviously not.

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 hours ago

Twitter.com still brings you to the website, i imagine the trademark is still registered

So it is still correct to call it that

[-] greenskye@lemm.ee 62 points 21 hours ago

Xitter is pronounced 'shitter' I'm pretty sure

[-] ObsidianZed@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

That's how I will always pronounce it.

[-] Venator@lemmy.nz 7 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I like to call it ex-twitter

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 25 points 22 hours ago

The Gulf of America was really about Elon being salty bc we still call it Twitter, watch

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

This is not toward you at all, but what in the ever loving is he out of his goddamned mind to think his feelings matter to us at all?

[-] Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 4 points 16 hours ago

It's funny and that's about the extent of how much it matters to us

[-] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 17 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

He's a desperate autistic nerd who has unhealthy attitudes about love and companionship, everything he does is a cry for attention. He's honestly one of the cringiest people imaginable to me. He 100% needs people to think he's cool, which is as un-cool as it gets. The man is failing middle school social dynamics. Hell, elementary school dynamics. He's just so rich he can barge in anywhere he wants and force himself on a conversation.

It's pathetic. He's going to go down as one of the biggest fucking losers in history.

And for the record, I've got nothing against autistic nerds. I may well be one myself, and I know many. But this tool embodies the worst of it run rampant with power, and should serve as a cautionary tale.

...I'm kinda glad Lemmy is small right now because I have reason to be more cautious with my speech on public media these days. Although, if course, this will be used to crucify me later if needed.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 1 points 2 hours ago

He 100% needs people to think he’s cool, which is as un-cool as it gets.

Are you saying that Musky is hip, cool, and 45?

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 5 points 19 hours ago

Summed him up perfectly. Him being autistic might explain some of his traits, but it doesn't account for him being a complete cunt who knows exactly what he's doing.

[-] hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Tbh people always talk about his autism, but autism is utterly irrelevant. The things he does have nothing to do with autism, and we don't even need to get into the autism defense for that matter.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 18 hours ago

don't worry; they don't need excuses to do that anymore. look at what they did to the guy at columbia university!

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 18 hours ago

it's pretty reasonable; everyone it interacts with puts its feelings first. material concerns rarely matter in comparison to its feelings. laws don't matter compared to its feelings. the well being of people doesn't matter in comparison to its feelings.

affluenza alienating people from reality.

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[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 8 points 21 hours ago

Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that's derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.

[-] trolololol@lemmy.world 3 points 31 minutes ago

I second the motion. Sex kinks are ok as long as you're not hurting anyone, fucking the whole country without consent is not ok

[-] Ledivin@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

...isn't that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn't they?

[-] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 points 21 hours ago

Can't people still buy the blue check?

[-] Chozo@fedia.io 99 points 21 hours ago
[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 hours ago

I was honestly surprised they casually acknowledged it like that

[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 5 points 3 hours ago
[-] sowitzer@lemm.ee 5 points 2 hours ago

Parody accounts. Both tweets are in fact real tweets. As we can see.

Actually strike that. I don’t know that. There are ways to alter pictures so I guess it could be fake in that they never were twated out by anyone on the site.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 43 minutes ago

I have not tried it on Twitter, but it's extremely easy to use a browser's console and change any text on a webpage, so I'm not surprised it's fake

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

Well, that's the internet for you

[-] DmMacniel@feddit.org 37 points 22 hours ago

Chiquita is a bad exploiting brand

[-] rockSlayer 19 points 20 hours ago

It's been 50 years, Chiquita should treat itself

[-] reev@sh.itjust.works 11 points 19 hours ago
[-] overworkedandundersane@lemmy.world 17 points 18 hours ago

It's been 30 years, Chiquita should treat itself.

[-] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 5 points 16 hours ago

Plot twist: A whistleblower denounces that Chiquita was the major Trump campaign supporter.

[-] mlg@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

I miss the week where Twitter essentially allowed free speech for $15 before they shut it down after everyone immediately clowned on every single corporation and celebrity in existence.

[-] lennee@lemm.ee 7 points 21 hours ago

And thats why im not buying ur stupid bananas

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 20 hours ago

They were quite prescient, since the Brazilian coup attempt happened on Jan 8th 2023

[-] mmddmm@lemm.ee 8 points 19 hours ago

Well, this one was not done by them.

[-] libra00@lemmy.world 4 points 20 hours ago

Oh, not since 1954, well excuse me! :P

[-] RonnieB@lemmy.world 4 points 21 hours ago

Chiquita banana, chiquita banana, Obama

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