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Chiquita... what did you do this time?
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Honestly, that's just bananas.
Oh brother this guy stinks!
Take your upvote e.e
Wait till they post something about Planters... Waggles eyebrows
If aliens could judge us, they'd say: "So you are telling me, that humans have killed each other for imaginary lines on the ground; in the name of feckless leaders who don't give a fuck about you; and bananas?"
Bananas are at least understandable, we gotta eat
Or hoard if you’re Donkey Kong.
For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.
I thought that was still ongoing? When did they revert the change?
I thiiink there are multiple checkmarks now. General bought blue check marks and gold verified? I think...?
I don't think Xitter authentication existed in 1954...
Xitter
My apologies, but it’s Twitter for as long as that cock-sucking, ball-gargling, butt-plug-looking, fascist-asshole-of-a-non-tax-paying illegal immigrant piece-of-shit anal-bead-wannabe motherfucker who needs to get the Hell out of our goddamned country is alive and walking free.
I get that you are trying to degrade and demoralize him, but please be aware that many of the insults and words you are using are offensive to various groups of people.. for example, my wife is a cock sucker, are you comparing my wife to this creep?
I choose this guys cock-sucking wife
Other than cock sucking, is your wife anything like Musk? If so, then yes. Otherwise, obviously not.
Xitter is pronounced 'shitter' I'm pretty sure
That's how I will always pronounce it.
I like to call it ex-twitter
Twitter.com still brings you to the website, i imagine the trademark is still registered
So it is still correct to call it that
The Gulf of America was really about Elon being salty bc we still call it Twitter, watch
This is not toward you at all, but what in the ever loving is he out of his goddamned mind to think his feelings matter to us at all?
He's a desperate autistic nerd who has unhealthy attitudes about love and companionship, everything he does is a cry for attention. He's honestly one of the cringiest people imaginable to me. He 100% needs people to think he's cool, which is as un-cool as it gets. The man is failing middle school social dynamics. Hell, elementary school dynamics. He's just so rich he can barge in anywhere he wants and force himself on a conversation.
It's pathetic. He's going to go down as one of the biggest fucking losers in history.
And for the record, I've got nothing against autistic nerds. I may well be one myself, and I know many. But this tool embodies the worst of it run rampant with power, and should serve as a cautionary tale.
...I'm kinda glad Lemmy is small right now because I have reason to be more cautious with my speech on public media these days. Although, if course, this will be used to crucify me later if needed.
He 100% needs people to think he’s cool, which is as un-cool as it gets.
Oh exactly
Summed him up perfectly. Him being autistic might explain some of his traits, but it doesn't account for him being a complete cunt who knows exactly what he's doing.
Tbh people always talk about his autism, but autism is utterly irrelevant. The things he does have nothing to do with autism, and we don't even need to get into the autism defense for that matter.
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It's funny and that's about the extent of how much it matters to us
it's pretty reasonable; everyone it interacts with puts its feelings first. material concerns rarely matter in comparison to its feelings. laws don't matter compared to its feelings. the well being of people doesn't matter in comparison to its feelings.
affluenza alienating people from reality.
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Can you please not bring ball gags, butt plugs and anal beads into this topic, that's derogatory for these to be compared with that deformed mouldy balding shithead.
I second the motion. Sex kinks are ok as long as you're not hurting anyone, fucking the whole country without consent is not ok
as opposed to this stupid time when people can do that.
...isn't that still the case? They took it away, changed the color or something, and brought it back, didn't they?
Can't people still buy the blue check?
It's true, too; Chiquita was vital in overthrowing the Guatemalan government.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1954_Guatemalan_coup_d%27%C3%A9tat#Genesis_and_prelude
I was honestly surprised they casually acknowledged it like that
Both tweets are fake.
Parody accounts. Both tweets are in fact real tweets. As we can see.
Actually strike that. I don’t know that. There are ways to alter pictures so I guess it could be fake in that they never were twated out by anyone on the site.
I have not tried it on Twitter, but it's extremely easy to use a browser's console and change any text on a webpage, so I'm not surprised it's fake
A parody account posting something that's perceived as coming from a non-parody account falls under my definition of "fake." What I meant was, Chiquita didn't post either tweet.
Well, that's the internet for you
Fuck Dole and every family that still holds power from the coup.
Chiquita is a bad exploiting brand
It's been 50 years, Chiquita should treat itself
You're off by two decades
It's been 30 years, Chiquita should treat itself.
Plot twist: A whistleblower denounces that Chiquita was the major Trump campaign supporter.
I miss the week where Twitter essentially allowed free speech for $15 before they shut it down after everyone immediately clowned on every single corporation and celebrity in existence.
And thats why im not buying ur stupid bananas
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