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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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[-] stardust@lemmy.ca 101 points 1 day ago

Help? Help? What happened to wanting to be a proud independent country that don't need no allies.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Maybe Russia has some eggs they can lend in these trying times.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

I'll take a couple of them Fabergé eggs.

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 78 points 1 day ago

This is why we HAD allies. Had. To assist with the largesse we consume as Americans. You don’t get to swing your orange dick around at the world, offending and assaulting every ally, and then ask for help.

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 63 points 1 day ago

As a true American, don't help us with eggs, it'l hurt your country in the long run. Let us suffer so we can get our heads out of our asses and purge the nazis.

[-] tracker@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 day ago

Ask Canada… oh, wait!

WOMP WOMP WOMP, EH?

[-] Omega_Jimes@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago

Just picked up 2 dozen local eggs for $9.99CAD.

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 111 points 1 day ago

Denmark, from who they want to steal Greenland. They are obviously terminally stupid in Washington.

[-] withabeard@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 day ago

I'm not saying we should...

But negative tariffs on eggs coming out of the USA and ridiculous tariffs on eggs going into the USA would tickle my funny bone

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 22 hours ago

OMG yes, have canada subsidize imports of american eggs. that would make me so fucking hot. I'd be out a lot of baked goods for a while, but cannot make myself care. I'll learn to bake vegan or something.

[-] Wanpieserino@lemm.ee 3 points 20 hours ago

We'd be helping their industry recover from fuck ups, no thanks

[-] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 4 points 22 hours ago

Hear me out - apply a tariff from EU to Canada on eggs (stay with me). Apply a tariff 2X that tariff to the US on eggs imported from Canada. Something something, profit

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 day ago

Meanwhile, the egg department in my grocery store is absolutely full not a single carton sold.

Nobody's paying eight bucks for a carton they can rot.

Meanwhile I bought a pack of chicken breasts at 267 a pound which is the normal price.

There's no shortage of chickens, there's no shortage of eggs

[-] LadyAutumn 16 points 1 day ago

Capitalism artificially creates scarcity (or the illusion of scarcity) to generate capital.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Price collusion and greed

[-] keys42@literature.cafe 11 points 1 day ago

I'm not suggesting that corporations aren't inflating prices, but your chicken breasts come from birds which are slaughtered pretty young, as opposed to egg layers so there is a much larger window to be infected.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

HPAI A(H5) or A(H7) virus infections can cause disease that affects multiple internal organs with mortality up to 90% to 100% in chickens, often within 48 hours.

They're not that young :)

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

If there were any empty shelves, I'd buy it. I should have taken a picture. Nobody is buying any eggs. The price should have ridden that wave, there should be almost no eggs on the shelf, priced at the maximum that pushes product without quite selling out.

There were thousands of eggs there.

In covid we ran out of toilet paper, it wasn't 8x the price on the shelf. Those eggs on the shelves are weeks old now.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 16 hours ago

If eggs are $8 a pack (I'm assuming that's a pack of six), then there is no way that imports would be any better even if they weren't tariffed. The average price of eggs in the UK comes out at the equivalent of around $1-3 per pack of 6, so unless you can internationally ship them for $4 or less, it's not going to make any difference.

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[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 59 points 1 day ago

So Trump can't get it under control. Got it.

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[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago

Hold the line Denmark. Don't pull a fucking Australia. Fuck those guys.

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh now Trump wants allies?

Recognize the passive voice: "The US has reached out". They don't say Trump reached out or the Trump administration reached out.

[-] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 44 points 1 day ago

Lay your own eggs, turkey looking cunt.

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[-] lemel@lemmy.ml 19 points 1 day ago

European nations, please say that you will export eggs only when the idiots are out of power.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It sucks that this is happening.

Food staples becoming a cost-prohibitive thing, regardless of who's elected, is extraordinarily bad. I wish people could get past their reflexive need to point fingers and root for the other team to fail over this, because I'd think that wanting people to be able to eat is something we could all agree on.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 16 hours ago

The MEGA crowd only cares about themselves, it's unfortunate that normal people have to suffer but the only way to snap them out of their brainwashed state, is to force them day, after day, after day, after day, to suffer the consequences of their own idiot decisions. That means long-term economic hardship for Americans as a direct result of Trump's actions.

Many have already lost their jobs because it turns out that they are "The Waste", and +5 Trump districts are now booing their own representatives in town halls, so maybe that realization will come sooner than later.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 14 points 1 day ago

Unfortunately things need to get bad enough that Trump loses his base or we'll be stuck in this shit forever. Best just to bite the bullet and brace for the shitty hopefully short term until he pushes the wrong person and everything comes crashing down on him. It's the only way forward that may actually result in improvement as far as I can see.

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[-] madjo@feddit.nl 11 points 1 day ago

Get bent, United States!

[-] UpperBroccoli 9 points 1 day ago

Oh, we can all egg you.

[-] 60d@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Iraq: has oil

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

Canada: has oil

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

Denmark: has eggs

Murca: we declare a freedom on you!

[-] CobraChicken3000@lemmy.ca 27 points 1 day ago

Is this some kind of sick joke?? Get fucked.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Time to educate Trump in the fine art of export tariffs.

charge us more, seriously

[-] hikuro93@lemmy.ca 28 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh? I was under the impression you didn't need us lesser and grifter nations? That we took you for a ride?

Hm... I propose a fair trade - you might even call it "the best deal ever". Our eggs, for your cards.

Wait, I forgot. Your cards lost their value recently, as they couldn't do shit for Ukraine against our common enemy.

[-] not_that_guy05@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

Hi, please don't. Let us suffer so these fuckers can hurt more. - Californian

[-] techclothes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago

I fucking hate living in the US. It's embarrassing.

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