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"The United States has reached out to Denmark..."

You know, the country the United States wants to invade and forcefully take land from.

America: The dumbest rocks in the sock drawer.

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[-] st33lb0ne@lemmy.world 40 points 19 hours ago

This is a joke right? Something from the Onion? Why would any country help out Trump now?

[-] Maeve@kbin.earth 3 points 16 hours ago

Ask Turkiye.

[-] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 43 points 19 hours ago

I thought the US didn’t need anything from anyone else? Isn’t that what you said?

[-] RatherBeMTB@sh.itjust.works 13 points 16 hours ago

America, Fuck You Asshole!

[-] Brotha_Jaufrey@lemmy.world 56 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

"You will become part of the US."

two days later....

"Bro my egg prices are high, can you help a brotha out?"

[-] MyOpinion@lemm.ee 284 points 1 day ago

Do not help us. This is what we deserve.

[-] takeda@lemm.ee 60 points 1 day ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

What's ironic is that from all countries he is asking Denmark. Greenland is An autonomous territory under the kingdom of Denmark.

I heard that before asking Greenland he was asking Canada as well.

[-] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Is he trying to neg us by threatening our sovereignty and then asking for a favour??? Most high schoolers know better than to fall for that. Like, get real.

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[-] MiniMoose4Free@lemm.ee 9 points 15 hours ago

No - Bugs Bunny.

[-] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 points 22 hours ago

I would love to see NATO countries (besides the US) band together and say:

”We will come together to support our great ally, so long as she saves herself. Upon the acceptance of President Trump's and Vice President Vance's resignation, we will provide the aid that our friend needs."

Trump could, in fact, be the hero here. He could walk away from the presidency with a win. For added measure, these countries could write lofty and wonderful articles about Trump's selflessness.

We know he won't.

Aside: I'm not saying Mike Johnson would make a good president. But let's take this one thing at a time.

[-] dzso@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

Honestly, I love this idea. Why aren't America's former allies calling for the resignation of Trump and Vance? Let the American people know that if they want cheaper eggs, and better trade deals, they're going to have to find a way to get rid of these traitors who have seized power.

[-] Tuxman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 20 hours ago

"On this trade war that HE started…"

Ok.. but then it’d be truth for once 😅

[-] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 166 points 1 day ago

Canada here. Our eggs are cheap.

You want em?

Take your trade war agression and shove it up your ass!

You want to take our sovereignty away?

…starve.

[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 15 points 21 hours ago

Genuinely, fuck us over as hard as you can.

I know about Type 2 “Sorry”, but there are an absolute shitload of idiots down here who don’t.

shitload of idiots

I might agree to ship Canadian eggs to the US...
The Kinder Surprise ones, that is.
I'm assuming the bottom 30% dumbest of the US population would instantly die from choking on the toy inside.

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[-] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 15 points 18 hours ago

For those who don't know, Canada has two types of "Sorry".

The first is "I'm sorry for what I did."

And the second is "I'm sorry for what I'm about to do."

That's the one that usually ends up adding new entries to the Geneva Conventions.

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[-] withabeard@sh.itjust.works 26 points 21 hours ago

I'm not saying we should...

But negative tariffs on eggs coming out of the USA and ridiculous tariffs on eggs going into the USA would tickle my funny bone

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 16 hours ago

OMG yes, have canada subsidize imports of american eggs. that would make me so fucking hot. I'd be out a lot of baked goods for a while, but cannot make myself care. I'll learn to bake vegan or something.

[-] ragingdachshund@lemm.ee 4 points 16 hours ago

Hear me out - apply a tariff from EU to Canada on eggs (stay with me). Apply a tariff 2X that tariff to the US on eggs imported from Canada. Something something, profit

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[-] stardust@lemmy.ca 96 points 1 day ago

Help? Help? What happened to wanting to be a proud independent country that don't need no allies.

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 12 points 20 hours ago

Maybe Russia has some eggs they can lend in these trying times.

[-] Vandals_handle@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

I'll take a couple of them Fabergé eggs.

[-] Goretantath@lemm.ee 61 points 1 day ago

As a true American, don't help us with eggs, it'l hurt your country in the long run. Let us suffer so we can get our heads out of our asses and purge the nazis.

[-] zephorah@lemm.ee 73 points 1 day ago

This is why we HAD allies. Had. To assist with the largesse we consume as Americans. You don’t get to swing your orange dick around at the world, offending and assaulting every ally, and then ask for help.

[-] tracker@sh.itjust.works 70 points 1 day ago

Ask Canada… oh, wait!

WOMP WOMP WOMP, EH?

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[-] Treczoks@lemmy.world 107 points 1 day ago

Denmark, from who they want to steal Greenland. They are obviously terminally stupid in Washington.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 19 points 21 hours ago

Meanwhile, the egg department in my grocery store is absolutely full not a single carton sold.

Nobody's paying eight bucks for a carton they can rot.

Meanwhile I bought a pack of chicken breasts at 267 a pound which is the normal price.

There's no shortage of chickens, there's no shortage of eggs

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 10 hours ago

If eggs are $8 a pack (I'm assuming that's a pack of six), then there is no way that imports would be any better even if they weren't tariffed. The average price of eggs in the UK comes out at the equivalent of around $1-3 per pack of 6, so unless you can internationally ship them for $4 or less, it's not going to make any difference.

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[-] LadyAutumn 16 points 21 hours ago

Capitalism artificially creates scarcity (or the illusion of scarcity) to generate capital.

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[-] keys42@literature.cafe 11 points 20 hours ago

I'm not suggesting that corporations aren't inflating prices, but your chicken breasts come from birds which are slaughtered pretty young, as opposed to egg layers so there is a much larger window to be infected.

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 6 points 18 hours ago

HPAI A(H5) or A(H7) virus infections can cause disease that affects multiple internal organs with mortality up to 90% to 100% in chickens, often within 48 hours.

They're not that young :)

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[-] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 37 points 1 day ago

Hold the line Denmark. Don't pull a fucking Australia. Fuck those guys.

[-] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

It sucks that this is happening.

Food staples becoming a cost-prohibitive thing, regardless of who's elected, is extraordinarily bad. I wish people could get past their reflexive need to point fingers and root for the other team to fail over this, because I'd think that wanting people to be able to eat is something we could all agree on.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 10 hours ago

The MEGA crowd only cares about themselves, it's unfortunate that normal people have to suffer but the only way to snap them out of their brainwashed state, is to force them day, after day, after day, after day, to suffer the consequences of their own idiot decisions. That means long-term economic hardship for Americans as a direct result of Trump's actions.

Many have already lost their jobs because it turns out that they are "The Waste", and +5 Trump districts are now booing their own representatives in town halls, so maybe that realization will come sooner than later.

[-] melpomenesclevage@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

I'm not rooting for the other team to fail. I live here.

let the american trash suffer. it's the only thing americans even approach understanding. they cannot comprehend consequences in the future, cannot remember the past. only those that are happening right now. better this now than something worse later.

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 13 points 18 hours ago

Unfortunately things need to get bad enough that Trump loses his base or we'll be stuck in this shit forever. Best just to bite the bullet and brace for the shitty hopefully short term until he pushes the wrong person and everything comes crashing down on him. It's the only way forward that may actually result in improvement as far as I can see.

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[-] newthrowaway20@lemmy.world 57 points 1 day ago

So Trump can't get it under control. Got it.

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[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Oh now Trump wants allies?

Recognize the passive voice: "The US has reached out". They don't say Trump reached out or the Trump administration reached out.

[-] lemel@lemmy.ml 19 points 22 hours ago

European nations, please say that you will export eggs only when the idiots are out of power.

[-] UpperBroccoli 9 points 19 hours ago

Oh, we can all egg you.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 11 points 20 hours ago

Get bent, United States!

[-] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 day ago

Lay your own eggs, turkey looking cunt.

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[-] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 11 points 21 hours ago

charge us more, seriously

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

Time to educate Trump in the fine art of export tariffs.

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