Canada here. Our eggs are cheap.
You want em?
Take your trade war agression and shove it up your ass!
You want to take our sovereignty away?
…starve.
Genuinely, fuck us over as hard as you can.
I know about Type 2 “Sorry”, but there are an absolute shitload of idiots down here who don’t.
You want eggs? Fucking take em
Help? Help? What happened to wanting to be a proud independent country that don't need no allies.
Get bent, United States!
European nations, please say that you will export eggs only when the idiots are out of power.
Denmark, from who they want to steal Greenland. They are obviously terminally stupid in Washington.
Hold the line Denmark. Don't pull a fucking Australia. Fuck those guys.
Time to educate Trump in the fine art of export tariffs.
Iraq: has oil
Murca: we declare a freedom on you!
Canada: has oil
Murca: we declare a freedom on you!
Denmark: has eggs
Murca: we declare a freedom on you!
Oh now Trump wants allies?
Recognize the passive voice: "The US has reached out". They don't say Trump reached out or the Trump administration reached out.
So Trump can't get it under control. Got it.
Well, he solved it on day one.
On day two, eggs went unexpectedly expensive again. It's not his fault.
Lay your own eggs, turkey looking cunt.
If we did, we couldn’t import them and charge a tariff to bleed our people dry one egg at a time until they are broke and slaves on the corporate plantation.
I fucking hate living in the US. It's embarrassing.
Hi, please don't. Let us suffer so these fuckers can hurt more. - Californian
Is this some kind of sick joke?? Get fucked.
Oh? I was under the impression you didn't need us lesser and grifter nations? That we took you for a ride?
Hm... I propose a fair trade - you might even call it "the best deal ever". Our eggs, for your cards.
Wait, I forgot. Your cards lost their value recently, as they couldn't do shit for Ukraine against our common enemy.
Hah! Get wrecked, cunt!
Get on your knees and beg, donny.
And don't you dare to forget wear a very nice suit and say thank you to everyone you see.
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I propose a deal. It could be known as the best deal ever! The US ramps up support of Ukraine, so they can finally beat Russia and get peace. Then invite Ukraine into NATO. This also forms a buffer for Europe against Russia. Then Europe will send you all the eggs you need, for free.
The world: How much are your eggs?
Trump: $100
The world: Sure we'll help... that will be $99.
only if you kick russia out of Ukraine.
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