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I'm not sure I want to know...
Snakebite
Someone will give me really deadly advice over a radio and I will just be like "ok, that sounds legit".
Morti means "of death" in Latin. I guess I'm going to die of death...
The deadliest kind of death
I guess I'm not growing old
Very quickly but likely quite painful
Sounds unpleasant.
mildly, nothing extreme
Whelp...
I'm going to go down with my ship, bellowing orders to my crew until the last.
Yeah, likely commands such as, but not limited to: "I told you to take the last boat out of here!" Or "I won't need the log book where I am going so you better take it to draw inside while you wait for rescue you idiot!"
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It wouldn't.
I think I'm probably going to die in a gutter somewhere
Very painfully
Decomposing at old age in some field snd then a tree grows out of me
After the last and final of many disappearances, rumours grow of a man named Anonymous. No one met him in person, but everyone knew who he was. Over time the stories are embellished and exaggerated, eventually becoming a shorthand for the very concept of anonymity
Guess I'm a very tasty bug.
First I am. And then...
I'm not.
Sailing. I guess an accident
"D'un coup d'épée,
Frappé par un héros, tomber la pointe au coeur !"...
-- Oui, je disais cela !... Le destin est railleur !...
Et voilà que je suis tué dans une embûche,
Par-derrière, par un laquais, d'un coup de bûche !
C'est très bien. J'aurai tout manqué, même ma mort.
High stakes dance off. I never stood a chance against the wiley crustacean
I just hope I'm on the receiving end.
Something the Scooby gang could have prevented.
Painfully, I'd assume
Err.. I don't even know how to understand that. Eaten by kraken?
With a bang
Frozen to death at a mountain resort after being haunted by ghosts who wanted me to murder my family. (The Shining)
Mashing Keys
I would not be the only one
I think I get run over by self driving Tesla.
In some sketchy den with a khajiit
SUPPLIES!
Or being thrown out of a second story window during karate lessons.
Drive errors would pile up on critical systems because they didn't filesystem check themselves before they filesystem wrecked themselves
Alone in my apartment and nobody checks on me for not responding, because I stopped responding long before.
Oh, no…
Ceasefire Violation?
He died doing what he loved!
You wouldn't understand
I am very satisfied with this outcome
Sleeping with the fishes
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