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I can do whatever I want. I can leave the door open while I go to the bathroom. If I want to skip a shower, no one will complain. Glorious, boring freedom.

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[-] kabi@lemm.ee 20 points 1 day ago

you could even

*looks around*

bring the whole milk carton and an entire box of cookies to the telly

[-] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 7 points 21 hours ago

You certainly will not regret eating the entire box of cookies

[-] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

You're going to end up straightening up aren't you.

Well, as long as you got some tunes. :D

[-] wirelesswire@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

Enjoy your two days of freedom!

[-] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago

Eat a Fray Bentos pie straight out of the tin

this post was submitted on 11 Mar 2025
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