693
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[-] maynarkh@feddit.nl 51 points 1 year ago

Yep, programming. It used to be mathematics and logic, nowadays we just include the whole of NPM and pray to the Omnissiah.

[-] Syringe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I've been a programmer since the 90s and I assure you, it's been mostly prayer and the occult since day 1. Also Adderall and whiskey.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] bamboo 44 points 1 year ago

This probably doesn't count, but Sosigenes of Alexandria was an Ancient Greek astronomer who designed the Julian calendar in 45 BC. This was replaced in 1582 AD with the Gregorian calendar (named after Pope Gregory XIII) and is still in use today. Of course both were found by science, but it took the weight of the Catholic Church to push for the more accurate calendar.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gregorian_calendar

[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

I think the vast majority of scientists, at least computer scientists, would argue against the efficacy and accuracy of the Gregorian calendar.

It's more of a "we're stuck with it" situation than a testament to its scientific veracity.

[-] tetelestia@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

The Gregorian calendar is pretty solid actually. Other than a leap second every few years, it'll stay in sync for a few thousand years. You can easily calculate all leap days in a one-liner.

365 is semi prime, so we could do a 5 day week, but that's pretty minor in the grand scheme of things. There isn't a lot to improve on the Gregorian calendar

[-] steventhedev@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago
  • leap days only coming at the end of the year, not in the middle
  • 5 day week
  • 73 day months
  • 30 day months with 5 non month days

Don't get me started on timezones

[-] tetelestia@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Time zones are an abomination of legacy design features that should be taken out back and put out of their misery... And then a functionally similar but way simpler system put in place.

[-] bamboo 6 points 1 year ago

And that's the way science should be, with more data and better tools, you adjust and make things more accurate. I'm not sure what the efficacy issues are, but it's my understanding that current UTC leap seconds are put in place to reflect slight variation in the rotation of the earth. It is done in reaction to the earth's movement, so not something that could be predicted 450 years ago.

at least computer scientists, would argue against the efficacy and accuracy of the Gregorian calendar.

Agreed. If I had it my way, basically everything would be using unix time.

[-] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

I refuse to believe anything before Jan 1 1970 even happened

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I just want 13 metric weeks.

load more comments (5 replies)
[-] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Agh you sound like a C programmer. Just have a function do it for you.

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[-] tetelestia@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago

Simulation hypothesis is just theism with extra steps.

Come at me bro.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 21 points 1 year ago

"I think God created the world" pitchforks raised "...WITH A COMPUTER!" pitchforks lowered

[-] meldroc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

God's a prepubescent kid playing SimUniverse and fucking around with the Disaster menu.

Satan's an acne-riddled teenager somewhere online griefing that kid.

[-] Philolurker@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Gnosticism 2.0

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 year ago

Simulation hypothesis is not science.

[-] cynar@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

It is part of science, it's an untested (and currently untestable) hypothesis. Such thought experiments can be very useful. Running through the consequences (and possible experiments) can sometimes give useful insights into other areas of physics.

The problem is when layman take the scientific equivalent of a debate joke and treat it as gospel. It's similar to what happened with the flat earth society (started out as a debating joke, and got overrun by idiots).

[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

An untestable hypothesis is not science. Science is ideas and hypothesis that have undergone the scientific method. Until then it's just a thought experiment.

load more comments (3 replies)
[-] tetelestia@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

That's debatable. It's a logic based hypothesis that scientists are looking for a way to falsify it.

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Until empirical measurements can be made, it's not science.

[-] fkn@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Edit: they edited their post. I withdraw my question.

Originally it said "empirical math" and I was confused.

I don't follow. What does empirical math have to do with it?

load more comments (6 replies)
[-] WaxedWookie@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Simulation theory makes no inherent moral prescriptions or assertions about the ultimate origin of the universe - it just rolls everything up a level - This universe is a simulation inside the real universe... What created thecreal universe? We're not trying to answer that.

Theism tends to make moral prescriptions and point to an immutable god - This universe was created by God... What created god? It's god, dude.

This is why simulation theory and theism are compatible - there's no reason both can't be true - though we can never know if either is true, so just get on with your life and try to be a decent human.

[-] DasRundeEtwas@feddit.de 29 points 1 year ago

the ancient greeks knew the world was round, knowledge witch was then replaced by in vast circles during the middle ages.

:P

[-] DasRundeEtwas@feddit.de 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

religion has often replaced scientifically proven facts, wich is mainly due to religions powerful ability to not have to make sense and still be acceptable.

now as for religion actually disproving science, those occurences can be counted on zero hands.

[-] Godnroc@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

A knowledge witch would curse you with knowing every embarrassing thing you ever did.

load more comments (2 replies)
load more comments (1 replies)
[-] meldroc@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

Hmmmm... Replacing scientifically developed vaccines with religiously advocated horse paste. How'd that work out for them?

[-] quadropiss@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

Please rename this sub to antitheism

[-] Roundcat@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

I think anti-abrahamic would be more appropriate. You don't tend to see a lot of memes against Buddhism, Wikka, Jainism, or so on. They tend to poke fun at Christians, Muslims, any other religion that can't take any jokes or criticisms...

[-] cley_faye@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Sounds like your taking anything named "memes" too seriously. Also, you should check your sodium level.

[-] Mdotaut801@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That’s fine. Because I am both. Most people always bitch and moan?

[-] morgan_423@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

At least someone saying this acknowledges that science is a thing, so that's something I guess.

Better than the opposite. I always find it funny when super-religious people deny science instead, as if their god (usually a practically omnipotent being with a 30,000 IQ) would want to micromanage everything going on in the entire universe, instead of just making everything run by a set of physical laws on its own.

[-] ganksy@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

How about ignorance

[-] FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Sanity?

Yeah. Sanity.

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 1 year ago

Creationist "science" is like those troll physics posts, except they aren't funny. Like at all.

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

IIRC science was founded on religion. People were looking for a way to prove that their religion was right and found that there were discrepancies

[-] bappity@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

my source is I made it the fuck up

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 year ago

Science was founded by people wanting to understand the world they live in. In fact as soon as science was practiced, religion collectively shit its pants and made it illegal.

load more comments (2 replies)
[-] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

That's more a very specific branch of philosophy than anything to do with science.

load more comments (1 replies)
[-] Tester@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Someone once said.... if the human race was completely destroyed and evolution brought back sentient beings, every law of science would be rediscovered, but not one religion would return as it is.

[-] Jerrimu2@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago

I mean you can but its shit like flat earth.

[-] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

Flat Earth is not and was never science. Scientists/philosphers have known the earth is a sphere (or oblate spheroid) since at least the ancient Greeks.

[-] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 1 year ago

The best video is the one with the flat earthers renting a boat, a powerful laser and actually set up a really nice experiment to prove that curvature doesn't exist. They were smart enough to find a setup that was scientifically accurate, but sadly it showed that the Earth indeed has curvature. The poor sods then thought they did something wrong :(

load more comments (1 replies)
load more comments (2 replies)
[-] scarabic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There are none. Best I can think of is some times that priests wound up making contributions to science like Pope Gregory adding precision to the leap year concept. And Gregor Mendel.

load more comments
view more: next ›
this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2023
693 points (100.0% liked)

Atheist Memes

5586 readers
30 users here now

About

A community for the most based memes from atheists, agnostics, antitheists, and skeptics.

Rules

  1. No Pro-Religious or Anti-Atheist Content.

  2. No Unrelated Content. All posts must be memes related to the topic of atheism and/or religion.

  3. No bigotry.

  4. Attack ideas not people.

  5. Spammers and trolls will be instantly banned no exceptions.

  6. No False Reporting

  7. NSFW posts must be marked as such.

Resources

International Suicide Hotlines

Recovering From Religion

Happy Whole Way

Non Religious Organizations

Freedom From Religion Foundation

Atheist Republic

Atheists for Liberty

American Atheists

Ex-theist Communities

!exchristian@lemmy.one

!exmormon@lemmy.world

!exmuslim@lemmy.world

Other Similar Communities

!religiouscringe@midwest.social

!priest_arrested@lemmy.world

!atheism@lemmy.world

!atheism@lemmy.ml

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS