i lived in my city for 7 years taking the bus and i eventually had to get a car because a few jobs wouldn't hire me because i didn't have "appropriate transportation"

anyway fast forward to being at the job for a while, the parking lot stretches on so long that it's a 10 minute walk to the office from where i usually park, them i figured it i can take the bus to the building door in 15 minutes

so moral of the story is i bought a car to get the job and continued taking the bus

Cars are bourgeois counterrevolutionary noise machines

Meanwhile I teach on a campus that charges people working there $5 a day to park and it's too remote for busses so I just park off campus and hike a little. Ugh

Tony musta got a job with JP Morgan or Amazon or some cushy government job:

https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/white-house/3320030/federal-workers-ordered-return-work-no-office-space/

https://www.benefitspro.com/2025/02/20/rto-reality-check-amazons-office-shortage-exposes-return-to-work-hurdles/?slreturn=20250308-20413

Employer: RETURN TO OFFICE!

Employee: ... okie dokie... where's my cubicle?

Employer: Fuck, wait, we actually need office space after we tell everyone to RTO?

I need more Sopranos memes in my life