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What a joke these folks are! (lemmy.ca)
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[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 123 points 3 months ago

From the US Department of Justice:

Hate Crime: At the federal level, a crime motivated by bias against race, color, religion, national origin, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, or disability.

So is their argument that owning a Cybertruck is a disability? Because they might have a point there....

[-] FauxLiving@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago

It's a religion

[-] Brunbrun6766@lemmy.world 32 points 3 months ago

It's definitely a sexual orientation

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 months ago

Wait, is that what cyber-sex is??

[-] psvrh@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

I ws going to say "Cybertruck owner" and "Elon stan" aren't protected classes, but you make a good point.

[-] madjo@feddit.nl 69 points 3 months ago

He supports Elon? He deserves all the hate he gets.

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 49 points 3 months ago

We're being harassed for having common sense

There's a lot to unpack here.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 3 months ago

"It's just (race) science!"

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 45 points 3 months ago

The President doesn't respect any laws. Why should any of its citizens?

[-] aeternum 3 points 3 months ago

yeah, but that's very different. PUS is loaded, whereas these people probably aren't. Laws don't apply to rich people.

[-] lobut@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

yup.

as a side note though, that's the first time I've seen the president of the United States shortened to PUS. I was always used to POTUS.

[-] aeternum 9 points 3 months ago

Yeah, I decided he's bag of pus. So I shortened it.

[-] thawed_caveman@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago

I can't think of a worse place to own a Cybertruck than Seattle, aside of course from areas with unpaved roads or any uneven terrain

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 months ago

Seattle roads are such a mess they might as well be unpaved lol. But yeah any time I see one here I wonder if they ever park or if they just drive in circles for a few hours then go back home

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

San Francisco, maybe?

[-] Poppenlockenheimmer@lemm.ee 8 points 3 months ago

Nah, there's gobs of them out here. I see one pretty much every day. The bay area is not the leftist mecca it is made out to be, there are a LOT of hard right tech bros out here who are on the Elon/Thiel/Yarvin train. Sure, you're gonna find more lefties who are more left than most places but the average is centrist lib, especially in SF proper.

[-] RowRowRowYourBot@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago

How are car owners a protected class?

[-] bob_lemon@feddit.org 9 points 3 months ago

People supporting Elon are definitely a cult. And considering the amount of real estate Elon has, I'd say they qualify as a religion according to Frank Zappa.

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 28 points 3 months ago

I'm about to eat $6k or some shit to get out of my Tesla lease early. Fuck Elon and the board that enables him.

[-] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 13 points 3 months ago

I'm about to eat $6k or some shit

I'd choose the 6k ngl

[-] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

It's all in pennies, dig in

[-] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Cu at the bottom!

[-] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

I'm trying to hold out but people are making things difficult.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Try investing in a "I bought this before I knew Elon was insane" bumper sticker.

[-] hopesdead@startrek.website 23 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The fact they don’t know (or pretend not to) why this is happening is the stupid part.

[-] strawberry@kbin.earth 20 points 3 months ago

let's say I hypothetically sprayed these down with salt water

I know they used to have issues with surface rust, do they still have that?

[-] hovercat 18 points 3 months ago

Bleach also makes a very good oxidizing agent.

[-] scutiger@lemmy.world 5 points 3 months ago

Hydrogen peroxide works pretty well. Especially the high concentration stuff they sell for hydroponics.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Hypothetically are you going to carry salt water e everywhere with you? Seriously?

Ita so much easier to carry small sachets of salt in tour pocket and way more discreet to tear open, pour into your palm and just accidentally put it all over the car as you walk past.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Just pour it into your pocket. It's an upgrade on pocket sand in any situation where you are dry. Sucks in the rain.

[-] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 months ago

Sha-sha-SHA!

[-] Telorand@reddthat.com 20 points 3 months ago

Remember, folks. Black bloc is your friend.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Vandalizing Swasticars en masse may not just be a fever dream anymore.

[-] jerkface@lemmy.ca 17 points 3 months ago

They genuinely don't understand hatred and how it manifests in the world.

[-] CileTheSane@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago

Conservatives are always talking about being "Alpha Males" and the first thing they do here is cry to Daddy Musk that people are being mean to them and can't Daddy punish all the meanies for them?

[-] Lvdwsn@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Anybody have a link where I can buy those stickers? So I can keep them in a drawer safe and sound, of course.

[-] Sidyctism2@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 months ago

good on you! making sure they dont fall into the wrong hands, i assume

[-] whygohomie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

"WELL I HATED IT!!!"

This is Michael Scott in real life. It's pretty much a lock that, though his fancy financial footwork, he also finds himself tremendously in debt on the truck.

[-] Madison420@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Same crybabies that vandalized private property with those dipshit I did that stickers.

[-] hector@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Why does someone mention common sense in the thread ;) ?

[-] Daelsky@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 months ago

These people are so stuck in their world holy shit. Do they really not see why people hate Elon???

[-] sloppychops@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Cybertruck owners are the Victims of Hate Crimes!

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