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white house: it's over 9000
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This can't be real, right
Look at the front page, and also great articles such as "Biden Spent Millions on Transgender Animal Experiments" and "President Trump is Leading with Peace Through Strength."
peace through strength Hmmmmm. Where have I heard that before?
A book that I haven't read in a long time, and now would be the proper time to do it again.
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~~Looks like it isn’t real.
https://www.whitehouse.gov/articles/2025/02/illegal-border-crossings-plummeted-in-january/ ~~
I’ve been corrected. Is is real. It makes sense that they were just documenting his word salad.
More permanent copy for posterity: https://archive.is/5YlSS
The quote in the picture is definitely from the whitehouse website, its linked below in the comments. Its just not from that article that no one referenced.
Aliens ? Oo someone to do me an ELI5 pls 😅😐
It's the official government word for foreigners.
Thanks!
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Nobody wants to move to a shithole country I guess.
~~What's the link? I'd like to check this page.~~
~~Fake...~~
WTF... Not fake...
https://www.whitehouse.gov/remarks/2025/02/remarks-by-president-trump-before-cabinet-meeting/
It sounds like a crazy person because it's a Trump transcript.
Thank you!
It wouldnt be funny as a fake
...I don't think it's funny either way, to be honest... Just weird.
To each their own, of course.
So what they're saying is that everyone is leaving the US, can't imagine why
Don't know what everyone is so worried about. Look at all this bigly progress!! /s
And look how progressive they are, putting a Muskrat in the White House!
(psss....psss...Europe, wanna coordinate a party?)
Math are hard.
s.
Math are hard but maths is harder. American math is 20% easier than English maths. And yes I have seen that "[UK flag] English (Traditional); [US flag] English (Simplified)" gag.
Six, seven, eight; lock the gate. One, two, three; turn the key. Thirty, fifty, ten; my dirty shifty friend?
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