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[-] NeedyPlatter@lemmy.ca 143 points 1 month ago

Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.

[-] LemmyTryThisAgain@lemmy.world 61 points 1 month ago

Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s

[-] abcdqfr@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.

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[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 24 points 1 month ago

Maybe a corset when on stage?

[-] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 23 points 1 month ago

Hope it's not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.

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[-] SatanClaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago

Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird

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[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

It's possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that's what it looks like to me

He's still a fat fucking idiot though

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[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 113 points 1 month ago

He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out

[-] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 80 points 1 month ago

Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.

[-] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 110 points 1 month ago

He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago
[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

How

It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

it looks like something went wrong with the super soldier serum and he became a buff quasimodo instead

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[-] KingGordon@lemmy.world 62 points 1 month ago

Bro built like a deep breath.

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[-] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 45 points 1 month ago

When you do roids but to lazy to workout.

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[-] QuincyPeck@lemmy.world 41 points 1 month ago

He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.

[-] Lumidaub@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago

Ohgawd he saw Liefeld's Captain America and said "I want that."

[-] anarchiddy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 1 month ago

Someone with a medical background please tell me what on earth is happening inside that volume

All I can think of is that alien exo-suit from MIB with an alien operating him inside

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago

Girdle. They can be great for making you look a bit less fat, and can do quite a bit if you wear something loose over them, but the man looks like an overstuffed sausage. He's not going to like it, but what he's trying to do there is calling for a corset, which at least would be able to be portrayed as an aesthetic choice, though definitely a fem one even if he goes for the most masculine options out there

[-] redlemace@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Alternative to corset, may i suggest an iron maiden ?

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[-] shittydwarf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 month ago

That girdle working overtime

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.

[-] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 21 points 1 month ago

He looks like a Rob Liefeld drawing...

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[-] eestileib 16 points 1 month ago

That's a girdle if I've ever seen one.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd agree with you if there weren't unfortunately pictures of him without a shirt on out there in which he looks exactly the same...just a lot more difficult to look at.

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[-] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.

[-] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago

It does however, make the target easier to hit

[-] Goodmorningsunshine@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

What the fuck even is that body. What a gross asshole.

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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

The butt implants were a mistake.

[-] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I don't know if it was a mistake, but it appears they put them on the wrong side of his body.

[-] Snowclone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

He looks like someone drew him without an understanding of human anatomy...

[-] Holyginz@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Forget a brick shithouse, he's built like a brick of shit.

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[-] cyan_mess 9 points 1 month ago

"My Doge. My White House. My Dune."

[-] Jollyllama@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

What happened to his ozempic bod?

[-] Karl@programming.dev 8 points 1 month ago
[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Probably actually. He seems the type to take unnecessary extra testosterone

[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

The fuck is everyone taking a picture of? Do they need to approve to their friends they were within 20 feet of oh glorious leader Musk?

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 1 month ago

I don't understand how anyone can be that close to Musk and not take a run at him with the nearest blunt instrument.

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[-] werefreeatlast@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Oh that's good! He's gonna not last long.

[-] stevegiblets@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Is it possible he wears a bullet proof vest?

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[-] jenny_ball@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

a lot of things about this picture look fake

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It'd be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.

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