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[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Is it still illegal to burn money?

[-] joel1974@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

What about wiping your ass with it?

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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Every emperor mints coins bearing his face when accessing the throne.

[-] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 7 months ago

I'm not surprised. Honestly I had wondered why he hasn't already tried this.

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[-] mvirts@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Time to invest in orange ink

[-] this_1_is_mine@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Oh look frivolous spending.

[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

"Only those evil live to see their own likeness in stone."

[-] PanArab@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I think they have syphilis and being obese in common

[-] blakenong@lemmings.world 2 points 7 months ago
[-] Zorsith 2 points 7 months ago

Who tf even takes $100 bills? Almost everywhere has signs saying they wont take them, they're not really usable

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 7 months ago

Criminals like Trump mostly launder money in $100s

[-] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 points 7 months ago

The casino takes them.

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[-] SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Why stop there? Why not just call the whole country the United States of Trump?

/s

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