Well. I think I'm officially out of touch with the newest generations slang terms. I only understood about half of that.
Conflating us again with iPad kids?
Just wait till they get Lemmy on their iPads
Shoutout.SpillTea🤣
Now I wanna see this in jive
I don’t get the joke. Is the one on the left actually valid C# code?
C# is basically Java and from what I can tell, this looks approximately valid.
Variables can always* be named freely to your liking.
*You used to have to stick to the Latin alphabet, but that’s increasingly not the case anymore. Emoji-named variables FTW!
It looks valid but vibe isn’t declared anywhere so it won’t compile.
No it’s not “basically Java”
Aside from how Microsoft stole it, fucked the standard library, fucked the naming conventions, etc. You would never just “throw” without specifying what you were throwing.
As a C# developer Java go go and die lol. It sucks imo.
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
To be honest I’m just playing into the meme of Java.
My understanding is it’s academically great, but a pain in practice.
For reference we use C# .Net, Entity Framework with GraphQL and React TypeScript for our enterprise applications and I really like C# now, but when I first started I’d only really used Node.js and some Java.
No problem. I’m not sure if all of that would run on all the platforms I use.
Why does the bool have brackets? I haven't really used c#, seems odd
It's a method definition. C#'s standard formatting puts the left ~~bracket~~ brace of the method body on a new line. It's equivalent to:
private bool IsSus(){
...
}
Ahhh, that makes way more sense. Thanks
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