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As if default keywords are the biggest deal-breaker.
Should else be big_yikes? That seems situational to me.
It’s actually a comment on the performance loss incurred from a likely failed branch prediction.
Everyones first language should be brainfuck CMV.
As much as this hurts, yeet; as an alias throw; is hilarious
Of all the gen z lingo yeet is the best.
You can yoink that word from my cold, dead hands!
Good thing I'm sticking with GDScript.
Ugh. Just
its_giving rizz ratios vibe;
No more needless nesting plz
Honestly, that's about an inch away from Python...
Its literally bash
I'm speaking from a descriptive naming concept.
Considering vibe is probalby float, I doubt any exceptions can be thrown there, you can eliminate another useless scope.
Even if it's not float, I'd consider burning alive anyone who overrides an operator like this anyway.
Float? Do you mean fax? Get with the program, old man
If you confused period and fax intentionally, I commend the effort.
Big "you damn kids and your phones" vibes from this
Every generation is peddled two insane concepts:
When they are young, they are told that they have a weird bizarre vernacular which sounds stupid to everyone else.
Then when they are old, they are told young people have a weird bizarre vernacular which sounds stupid to everyone else.
Then you die.
Yes, and? Get off my lawn!
Aliasing no_cap and cap to true and false.....
I might have to steal that.....
i hate it so fucking much
I fucking love it. Gen Z slang is so lighthearted and fun.
I've seen forms of this joke quite a lot in the last few years, and it never fails to make me laugh.
And a decade or so ago it was LOLCODE that had me mildly concerned for the wellbeing of my peers.
HAI 1.2
CAN HAS STDIO?
IM IN YR LOOP UPPIN YR VAR TIL BOTH SAEM VAR AN 10
VISIBLE SUM OF VAR AN 1
IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE
A perfectly reasonable language. None of this Gen Z rubbish.
Something something better times. Shakes stick at sky.
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For some reason, this just sparked an ancient memory of the Geek Code, which was a sort of signature block you could append to your emails and online bios to show off how much of a geek you were in the geekiest fashion possible.
Goddamn I'm old.
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This was by far the best way to explain current slang.
I got all of it No Tea
Too many capital letters in the gen z version.
That's what we Do.
play_stupid_games {
// ...
} win_stupid_prizes(thePrize) {
// ...
}
FAFO block passes better
I'd take that yeet instead of return...
This is a better argument to adopt Rust than memory safety or even sane package management.
Just needs a rap about the fun in functions performed by 60-year-old seniors
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