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Here’s a story you all saw coming. If a new model pickup truck is on the road for any amount of time, somebody is going to ram a deer with it! What makes this collision unique is the pickup truck in question: a 2024 Tesla CyberTruck. The headline tells much of the […]

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[-] sirdorius@programming.dev 78 points 3 days ago

Protip: just do a nazi salute and Teslas will avoid hitting you

[-] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 43 points 3 days ago

No, no, that's how you heil the Cybertaxi.

The Cybertruck can't see well enough to recognize hand signals, you'll get plowed for sure.

Well, that'd certainly be a novel solution to the trolley problem. Just make sure FSD always defaults to hitting the non-nazis first.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

I remember when the Hummer H2 was the douchebag SUV... how times have changed

[-] adarza@lemmy.ca 39 points 3 days ago

it still is, there's just more than one now.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Safer for pedestrians

"It only slices deer in half, which is 100% fatal. Humans just get blunt force trauma that has a 1.59% survival rate."

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 22 points 3 days ago

Who would believe a word that fucker says?

[-] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 days ago

Safer as in less suffering.

[-] thann@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

he says in the video that his truck is "bombproof in the inside and outside" WTF does that even mean?

[-] phant@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

Car-bombers who recently purchased cyber trucks are gonna be pissed!

[-] Zangoose@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

Someone already did that a bit ago with a bunch of fireworks and I think it worked?

[-] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 4 points 2 days ago

Quiet down, Zangoose... You'll get us all-expenses paid tickets to Guantanamo Bay

[-] Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe 10 points 3 days ago

Meh. A motorcycle will split a deer in two. Not really the hill to be dying on.

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

You're only allowed to insult elon and the cybertruck, any thing else is wrong think

[-] KayLeadfoot@fedia.io 30 points 3 days ago

Well, I don't know. You see deer strikes all the time where I live (rural folks will know what I'm talking about).

You rarely see deerS strikes, where the deer get chopped into multiple deers. It happens, it's just rare, other than like, 18 wheeler hits.

I shared the story because I thought that was strange and alarming. The truck that looks like a guillotine blade seems to cut just how it looks like it would.

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

The guy made an innocent comment about motorcycles but because it was perceived as even possibly supportive of cybertrucks people downvoted lol I'm just pointing out to this commenter that you're only allowed to say bad things about musk/ cybertruck.

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Strange, but your post is still here and so is his. You said you are only allowed to say bad things about Muskrat and Swatiscar.

Oh wait, you wanted people to up vote you. Pardon me while I exit stage left laughing.

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 16 hours ago

I didn't say the mods would delete comments just that people get all pissy if you say anything that can be slightly construed as positive about musk or the cybertruck (even if your only comment is that you think it looks kinda cool)

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Nice ninja edit. Oh look someone else to block.

[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago

Ninja edit? Wat?

[-] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 days ago

Lemmy is like this. You better conform to the narrative or you are in trouble.

[-] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

75mph is a lot, regardless of vehicle. A deer's mass is horizontal whereas a human's is vertical, altering the results. Fuck the cybertruck, but at least be logical.

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, everyone knows the cutting and penetrative power is decreased in a linear fashion with contact area.

this post was submitted on 19 Feb 2025
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