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[-] match@pawb.social 5 points 2 days ago

I've been calling them cybercucks

[-] sirico@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

Anyone buying one before was a mug anyone holding onto one deserves the ridicule. It won't go away because you're butthurt and crying to the mods, welcome to the internet it's been 40 years of piss taking and calling out.

[-] YesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 days ago

Thoughts and prayers

[-] potentiallynotfelix@lemmy.fish 3 points 2 days ago

Is it just me that thinks this is satire? There's no way someone unironically said they'd report negative comments

[-] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 2 days ago

Poes Law, etc. I was wondering the same thing but if it is it's not very good or funny.

[-] Sunsofold@lemmings.world 2 points 2 days ago

Still leaves 'absurd dumpster truck' and 'blatant waste of money' and 'oversized trashcan lid' and 'penis substitute' wide open.

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 84 points 4 days ago
[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 10 points 3 days ago

Let's not use “cuck” as a slur, please.

[-] match@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

speaking as a bull, i think the cucks enjoy humiliation

[-] Mic_Check_One_Two@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

We found the cuck.

[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 days ago

I'm so sick of everything being turned into a "slur". Get a grip and grow a thicker skin. Stop trying to police everyone else's vocabulary.

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 4 points 2 days ago

I'm also getting sick of everything turned into a slur, so maybe don't do it, then.

What if your name/identity/love was a slur? I don't think you'd grow a thicker skin!

[-] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

I'm afraid your joke attempt was too sublime...

[-] 0ndead@infosec.pub 3 points 3 days ago

Tell that to the magats

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 6 points 3 days ago

Sure but generally they're not, it's not BDSM and even then all BDSM is different.

And even then, a person descriptor like that shouldn't be an insult by default.

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

What about crayon-eater then?

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 days ago

I guess that's fairly harmless... Why?

[-] Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

It's another term for window licker.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 days ago

C'mon guys, leave the poor Marines out of this

[-] Ulrich_the_Old@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 days ago

Don't worry that you do not have the self awareness to be ashamed and embarrassed about owning a tesla product everyone who sees you driving it is ashamed and embarrassed for you.

[-] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 43 points 4 days ago

He looks to be on verge of tears. What a bland life if your identity is so tightly wrapped around the swasticar.

[-] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 8 points 3 days ago

Hey look, a Nazimobile!

[-] Pronell@lemmy.world 36 points 4 days ago

Hate speech?

Fuck off, fascist. You never believed in it before.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

I'm not sure hate speech can even really be applied to vehicles. Oh, and it definitely isn't misinformation, as they are probably terrible.

[-] DonAntonioMagino@feddit.nl 11 points 3 days ago
[-] SoleInvictus 14 points 3 days ago

It took me a few posts to realize it's not satire. He's just rage baiting.

[-] coronach@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 2 days ago

It really comes off as satire on some posts and rage baiting on others. It's really bizarre.

[-] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago
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[-] carl_dungeon@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

This guy jerks to elons weird chested swimsuit pix.

[-] modifier@lemmy.ca 7 points 4 days ago

I knew exactly what you were referring to, and I honestly just have to sit with that for a minute. That's bleak.

[-] breadsmasher@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

swasti-car? genius

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

What a fucking whiney douchebag. Your solution is to run to mommy and tattle?

[-] DrBob@lemmy.ca 13 points 4 days ago

What's the first vehicle slur?

[-] ElectroLisa 8 points 4 days ago

Swastitruck, I guess

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[-] Nulubez@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 days ago

Wee wiitle naziwagen

[-] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 4 days ago
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[-] takeda@lemm.ee 8 points 4 days ago

Well in this case it is clearly a dorkmobile.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

Mein Fürher, these people are meeean to me, do something.

That guy walked an extra mile to buy not one of abundant Tesla cars but the elonvan specifically.

[-] thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

shitasstruck?

[-] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 3 points 3 days ago

The soyjack pic really finishes it off.

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