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[-] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

Diet consisting of a little bit of bread, and a little bit of fish ๐Ÿ‘

[-] Jhogenbaum@leminal.space 5 points 2 months ago

Two things about that diet: firstly, those foods have been known to multiply so try to keep portion sizes small and don't let Jesus multiply it after it's in your stomach. And secondly, fish is critical to this diet, ya can't live on bread alone.

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

So carbs and lean protein?

[-] Krik@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 months ago

Don't forget the wine!

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 6 points 2 months ago

Lots of crackers.

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago
[-] singletona@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The romans really did give him a lift on that whole routine.

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