https://www.wikihow.com/Mind-Your-Own-Business

Alone I guess? In solitude. At least I wouldn’t be bothering anyone else.

https://www.wikihow.com/Change-a-Tap-Washer

Oh no

How to treat a collapsing trachea in chihuahuas

Not sure if I'm the chihuahua or the one treating the chihuahua in this case

How to drink Prune Juice

https://www.wikihow.com/Bleach-Jeans

Oh, great, an accident involving bleach.

Disaster Preparedness > home security

How to Make a Tripwire: Best Methods

Craft a DIY tripwire with this guide

So… an accident involving a tripwire boobytrap that I set up?

Learning how to fight girls...

How to measure your pants

Breaking up a hamster fight.

Died running indoors with limited space.

Balancing a Motorcycle Tire. Seems reasonable.

Died eating sea urchins... Yeah that kind of tracks actually.

I'm dying in a religious conflict

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Middle-School-Crush-to-Like-You

UUUHHHHH

monday

inhales

I like coming here.

In break times, i often get to see her, with her long skirt, her adorable jacket, and her soft, long, brown hair.

She is rather tall in her friend group, she must be 13, maybe 14...

It doesn't stop me for loving her even if i am in my 40's.

Nothing can.

It's not a barbaric attraction like thoses weird pedophiles.

My love is pure.

She's made to be mine.

"I want to be with her together."

tuesday

She just leaved the school to buy her meal.

Today she did attach her hairs into two braids, with ribbons at the ends.

She is so cute.

"I absoluetly want to be with her"

She seems to be alone right now.

"Is it my chance?"

Slowly, gently, silently, I put some chloroform on the piece of cotton.

Softly, purely, nicely, I approach her from behind.

Strangely, surprisingly, quickly, she does a barrel roll and a backflip, and face me with an assault rifle.

Rougly, straightly, immediatly, she say: "ladies and gentleman, we got him"

Painly, horribly, trementously, i get perfored multiple times by supersonic projectiles, and fall on the ground.

"aww man"

I just died trying to get a middle school crush to like me.

Guys don't call the police it's for the thing

I die in a conflict where I tell a Wizards of the Coast zombie that Paizo and Pathfinder are the best, which, honestly, I should've seen coming.

I think this speaks for itself

Apparently I'll die becoming Israeli

I'm dying of stupidity, apparently.

I have nothing more to add to this.

https://www.wikihow.com/Get-Rid-of-Carpenter-Bees-Using-Wd40

well hmm, This could be interesting

Welp..

Is that link rigged...? This is what I got:

https://www.wikihow.com/Give-a-Rectal-Exam

https://www.wikihow.com/Write-Your-Own-Eulogy

Well, at least I was prepared.

https://www.wikihow.com/Build-a-Snow-Cave

apparently I'm bad at igloos

I'm checking a microwave for leaks, how did the C4 even get in here?

I die cleaning a bicycle chain.

:(

I die in a freak hawk training accident.

Ok, so I guess I'll need to move to the USA in the future

How would I die by this?

"How to Convince Your Parents to Let You Have a YouTube Account"

While catching a ghost crab.

https://www.wikihow.com/Catch-a-Ghost-Crab

Who knew that dying my brown hair blonde without using bleach could be so dangerous?

Yes, dying from the most dangerous of human endeavors: small talk.

"How to confront a cheating husband"
That actually makes sense as a way to die, I just need to become gay now.

While searching for a Cherry Grove Blossom Biome in Minecraft?! How do they know that?! (⊙_☉)

I spent way to long thinking it was "How to make Scorpion man miss you". Thought I was gonna get stung.

How to run away from an abusive home.

I was already planning to run away from an abusive home.

This is horrifying

Aw shit.

When a narcissist loses control…

I managed to get this: How to Fire a Gun.

So it's at least plausible.

https://www.wikihow.com/Wrap-Luggage-in-Plastic-at-Home

MISUNDERSTOOD INSTRUCTIONS, CAN'T BREATH.

uh oh