A Texan farmer and a German farmer meet in a bar. The Texan brags: "When I get on my tractor and ride around the perimeter of my farm, it takes all day."
The German replies: "Yeah I also had a piece of shit like that once."

If there is ever a tornado warning in Texas just head to the cowboys stadium. No chance of a touchdown there.

I'm in a constant state of Missouri.

Did you hear about the stupidest Ohioan?

He moved to Kentucky and raised the IQ in both states.

To add a pun on the op...

Why does the Mississippi flow south?

Because Missouri sucks and Iowa blows!

Ohio has had so many astronauts come from that state because people are so desperate to get as far away from it as possible.

A: Did Delaware a New Jersey?

B: Idaho. Alaska.

Just remembered a bad joke I heard in high school.

A: What’s the state where they grow all the potatoes?

B: Idaho?

A: And I da pimp! nearby 14 year olds are all suitably impressed by this clever wordplay

Note: I was B, and A was a preacher’s kid.

Similarly:

Q: Why is it so windy in Kansas?

A: Because Nebraska blows and Oklahoma sucks!

Note: I heard this joke a lot during the heydey of the Big 12. Haven’t heard it nearly as much in the last decade or so.

Alabama

"There's only two things that come out of Texas: Steers and queers. And you don't look like cattle to me."

Did you know that New Mexico got its name before Mexico did?

It's not a joke it's actually just a fun fact.