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Anon pumps up the crowd (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 58 points 4 days ago

The gradual thinning of your sanity is terrible. It feels like hypoxia gradually setting in, stealing your impetus, rotting your reality, peeling away what makes you human. Gotta get your brain settled with meds before your mind adjusts to the thoughts and you fundamentally cease to be yourself

[-] jia_tan 46 points 4 days ago

I couldn’t find the clip. Is this falsehood and homosexuality or YouTube search just being YouTube search? (Both are equally likely imo)

[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

Never expect a greentext to be legitimate in any way, shape, or form

[-] festnt@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

i mean, he does say he lives with 5 other dudes so it must also be fake

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

Fake: the roomies are all in OP's schizo mind

[-] stevedice@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Gay: 5 dudes in the same house

[-] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

Or it’s carbon monoxide poisoning.

[-] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago

Well obviously, the first thing he should do is move to Milwaukee (if he doesn't live there already.)

In all seriousness though, if they can isolate that clip, they should make it something we can download as an alarm. I don't know who designs alarm options, but some of it is too gentle and I can sleep right through them, or repetitive to the point it can seep into the sounds of my dream, but not be enough to wake me (if I'm sufficiently sleep-deprived, or if I took a sleep aid.) I mean, I have options that work, but a metal scream like this - that would definitely wake my ass up. No doubt about it.

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 16 points 4 days ago

that's a high quality soyjack if I ever seen one

this post was submitted on 04 Feb 2025
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