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In their haste to preserve the scrolls, they tip over some oil lamp and... 🔥

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

It had to happen, because it did happen.

Unless we're playing by Back To The Future rules, in which case ... I dunno man, whatever gets him to not hook up with his mom.

[-] Wrufieotnak@feddit.org 40 points 5 days ago

Maybe that's why so few books survived the fire.

They were brought to the future and we are in the in between time. * X files music*

[-] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 34 points 5 days ago

And they're mostly versions of people shiting on copper vendors (expanded universe).

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 16 points 5 days ago

Go grab those Mayan codices before the Spanish could burn them. Hundred of years of history lost, all because of Christian superstition.

[-] bravesentry@feddit.org 5 points 4 days ago

So now we know how the library of Alexandria got burnt.

[-] Lyre@lemmy.ca 18 points 5 days ago

I appreciate that you have removed gender stereotypes from this meme format

[-] Karjalan@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Was just about to say this. It's wild and sad how often it is "women lame. Man smart, strongk" with this format.

[-] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I took most of those as "woman reasonable, men weird".

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago
[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

Regular people bad

This but unironically

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 2 points 5 days ago

The world is far too normal and it's a travesty. Everyone should be weirder. Go goth! Start a religion! Invent a new gender! Learn everything there is to know about trains. Normal sucks.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 2 points 5 days ago

Goths are pretty normal, they just like a certain music and/or fashion style.

[-] Lyre@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 days ago

I mean, it's better than women bad, isn't it?

[-] cmbabul@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

Someone needs to take out Machiavelli or otherwise prevent him from writing The Prince while we’re in the past. Might not do anything but it could fix a lot if it does

[-] PugJesus@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Nah, The Prince is just basic government theory.

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 7 points 5 days ago

First stop, Nalanda university. It's said that when the Mongols burned it, it didn't stop for a month.

[-] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Imagine the size of its knowledge base, considering most of its learnings were passed down orally as was the custom of the time in the subcontinent?

[-] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago

I don't wanna :(

[-] Bimfred@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago

The Chronicles of St. Mary's is an entire series of historians "investigating historical events in contemporary time." Don't call it time travel. They don't like that term.

[-] buzz86us@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

I would want to see Shakespeare's lost plays. Though most likely I'd see every Marx brothers performance.

[-] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Why hurry? Why not go back a month or more before the fire to give youself time?

[-] PyroNeurosis 2 points 4 days ago

You're still limited by your own lifespan. There's A LOT of lost knowledge.

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 3 points 5 days ago

Get to da choppa!

[-] x4740N@lemm.ee 1 points 5 days ago

Or you could just actually observe history as it happened

this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2025
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