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Anon makes first contact
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なに?!
i don’t speak moon runes
Flip the context
Everyone knows you win the argument by default when you portray yourself as the chad
yeah, the best chad/virgin memes are the ones where it's flipped and the chad is the one doing the dumber thing
Laugh because insecurity is a universal trait amongst conciousness. Probably show them a few more before the racism kicks in and they splat me for not soyjacking.
because insecurity is a universal trait amongst conciousness
Not neccessarily, no. There are a number of personality disorders that overplay insecurity in humans. Meaning, consciousness incapable of questoning themselves or projection to others, is possible.
They may splat you or Earth could be the galactic equivalent of Catachan. If that were the case, well you know what to do brothers and sisters. FOR HOLY TERRA!
Would love to know the context of this
Officer, I drop kicked that child in self defense.
Technoblade never dies!
Technoblade never dies!
Laugh. And point. Very loudly and hard, doubling over even. And then fall forward and play dead.
Mercurians are the worst! They are racist towards Plutonians! They wanted to remove planet status of Pluto.
this post was submitted on 02 Feb 2025
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