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Anon makes first contact
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
They may splat you or Earth could be the galactic equivalent of Catachan. If that were the case, well you know what to do brothers and sisters. FOR HOLY TERRA!