My testicles can definitely use that heat dissipation.

The Romans wore skirts and thought pants were weird barbarian garments. They were right about one thing at least

Even an ankle-length dress/skirt is more breezy than pants/trousers. In case you don't feel like sharing your knees with the world.

I read that as booty.

I did this when I had to prep for a colonoscopy. Too powerful doesn't begin to describe it.

Kilts rule too

Easier to have a quickie.