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Going to the doctor in 2040
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My doctor diagnosed me with "no rizz". The fuck?
Doc, why you 360 nocap me like that?
For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.
That will be two million dollars (inflation).
That doctor:
Lol yeah just like how millennial doctors say "epic fail" and hold up a spork.
How dare you forget that the spork is mustachioed
And bacon flavoured
"My guy, you got that Ligma for real"
"Excuse me?"
"Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it's like, super aids or something, devvo'ed"
Ship ship ship! Ship ship, ship ship ship. Ship.
Doc, what the Sigma?
Skibbity rizz. In other words, terminal.
No cap fr fr?
ong ong
I see you guys never visited a GP in the Netherlands
Idk my sample size of 2 might be small but both are actually quite decent.
Yeah because they're never available!
Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too
All new is forgotten old
He likes large butts, and he does not fib.
would you like some skibidy yeet with that sir?
Well, at least he cares more than current doctors.
more like in 2026
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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