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Going to the doctor in 2040 (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[-] teft@lemmy.world 90 points 7 months ago

That doctor:

[-] sunglocto@lemmy.zip 7 points 7 months ago

[-] Rooskie91@discuss.online 86 points 7 months ago

Lol yeah just like how millennial doctors say "epic fail" and hold up a spork.

[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

How dare you forget that the spork is mustachioed

[-] Deebster@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

And bacon flavoured

[-] Darkard@lemmy.world 48 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

"My guy, you got that Ligma for real"

"Excuse me?"

"Ligma balls lmao goteem, but real talk man it's like, super aids or something, devvo'ed"

[-] Gork@lemm.ee 25 points 7 months ago

Doc, what the Sigma?

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

Skibbity rizz. In other words, terminal.

[-] TheImpressiveX@lemm.ee 18 points 7 months ago

No cap fr fr?

[-] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

ong ong

[-] Empricorn@feddit.nl 15 points 7 months ago

My doctor diagnosed me with "no rizz". The fuck?

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 6 points 7 months ago

Doc, why you 360 nocap me like that?

[-] hungryphrog 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

For the Americans, they also hand you a billion dollar bill and gesture at their fish tank-sized tip jar.

[-] SoJB@lemmy.ml 11 points 7 months ago

Forgot the ridiculous broccoli perm too

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

All new is forgotten old

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago

He likes large butts, and he does not fib.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

would you like some skibidy yeet with that sir?

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 7 points 7 months ago

Well, at least he cares more than current doctors.

[-] ClarkInPark@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I see you guys never visited a GP in the Netherlands

[-] darvit@lemmy.darvit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

Yeah because they're never available!

[-] TwanHE@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Idk my sample size of 2 might be small but both are actually quite decent.

[-] Anarki_ 5 points 7 months ago

That will be two million dollars (inflation).

[-] thoughtfuldragon 4 points 7 months ago

more like in 2026

[-] Slikki 2 points 7 months ago

Ship ship ship! Ship ship, ship ship ship. Ship.

[-] tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

[-] labbbb2@thelemmy.club 2 points 6 months ago

What?

[-] mayhair@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago

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