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[-] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago
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[-] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 16 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

Yesterday I happened upon a blacked-out redacted bird on imgur. If a new trend is happening, life is going to be alright.

[-] SirHery@lemmy.world 7 points 19 hours ago

This is about 5 years old.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz 5 points 15 hours ago

Still funny. As if the bird was a dangerous perpetrator, in need of being anonimized, out risk of being recognized.

[-] Lazycog@sopuli.xyz 108 points 1 day ago
[-] YurkshireLad@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago

This is the only response.

[-] superpill@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

This is the way

[-] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 82 points 1 day ago

I'm glad they took the time to protect the dog's identity!

[-] fayoh@sopuli.xyz 57 points 1 day ago

Did a door materialize during the move only to later disappear? Might need to consult a holistic detective agency for this one.

https://dirkgently.fandom.com/wiki/Sofa_on_the_staircase

[-] Soup@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

The problem with a website full of nerds is that someone will beat you to even more obscure references haha

[-] Boozilla@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

I love that aspect of lemmy.

The ACKSHUALLY snipers, not so much.

[-] Peppycito@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

I think we're seeing both sides of the problem.

[-] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 day ago

Speaking of moving sofas, I just learned the other day that a preprint was just released in November that, once formally reviewed, should solve the moving sofa problem.

So next time someone needs help moving a sofa you could just give them a copy of the solution

[-] FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Is there an AR app for this yet?

This would be a perfect use case!

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 18 points 1 day ago
[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 3 points 1 day ago

Yeah that’s how we solved this problem last time I had it.

[-] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 1 points 12 hours ago

oooh, I'd say bolt cutters too for the springs

the springs were a bit of a pain with the sawzall, so when my brother needed to get rid of his couch, I picked up some bolt cutters and it went through them ezpz. They didn't have that much tension on them

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 2 points 11 hours ago

The first couch I had to do this too maybe didn’t have springs…. The second was being removed from my house because my kid jumping on the couch had snapped all the springs in half so that wasn’t an issue to begin with.

[-] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

It is now a load bearing sofa.

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Do you have access to a command terminal?

Deactivate gravity, then object clipping, reposition the couch, then enable clipping and finally set gravity back on.

You must do this in the correct order or else you and that couch are falling through the floor.

[-] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I got divorced in my 20s and moved from a house into an apartment. I had this long sofa bed, and my buddies and I tried for like half an hour to get it into the apartment, which was off of a hall and then had a short entry hall itself. The couch was too long to stand up on the without hitting the ceiling.

Finally decided it just wasn't going to work. I thought it might be worth trying to disassemble some of the internal structure and cutting some upholstery seems, then reassembling and sewing, so I turned it upside down. Long story shorter, the arms were separate units, not sewn on, just bolted on, and without them it was short enough to go through the door on end. Wish I had realized earlier.

Love the effort to protect the dog's privacy.

[-] lath@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

There's a VP that could give it a good tumble, if you don't mind it getting stained.

[-] devfuuu@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

instructions unclear. step bro stuck in the sofa now.

[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Better get the big tub of petroleum jelly.

[-] FelixCress@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[-] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

How else are you going to lube up that couch?

[-] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Whack it, from the side.

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Time to move

[-] Dindonmasker@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I got that glitch once. You definitely need a professional or the couch might and up in a wall.

[-] ReCursing@lemmings.world 2 points 1 day ago
this post was submitted on 29 Jan 2025
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