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[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 66 points 1 day ago

Mushrooms are just the fruiting body of the mycelium network. What we have here is someone cutting a dick off and having it pilot a Gundam.

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 15 points 1 day ago

It's a meme pic, so I'm just wildly gesticulating and making giant assumptions here: I doubt it's the "mushroom" fruiting body that's doing anything in this research. It's almost certainly the mycelium or we're dealing with something like slime molds or yeast which don't produce mushrooms at all.

Yes I made this comment without reading the rest of the thread or hunting down the story. Sue me.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago)

Yeah the reality is they essentially used mycelium as nerve fibers, but I was riffing on the headline. There was also certainly no learning going on. https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[-] PowerPuffKat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

You do have a wonderful way with words!

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 9 points 1 day ago
[-] kender242@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Juffo-Wup is the power of life... hot warmth in the cold Void. It flows through all things, binding them together, making them one. You are Non-Juffo-Wup, you cannot understand.

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 14 points 22 hours ago

It's all fun and games until we're overrun by cybernetic goombas.

[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 83 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I mean, it wouldn't be the first time a fungus used the body of something else to get to where it needs to go.

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 16 points 1 day ago

How long until we can play doom on mushrooms?

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 7 points 23 hours ago

I can play doom on mushrooms any time I want

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 7 points 1 day ago

How long until mushrooms can play doom on people?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can play it on gut bacteria, so it seems possible.

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 16 points 1 day ago

Cool, it can run for US President next if that’s still a thing.

[-] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 1 points 12 hours ago

Actually, mycellium is probably very highly inteligent, if big enough, so it would probably be either great or terrible for humans.

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Well, the current president already has a mushroom dick

[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Anyone got the DOI? I promise I won’t build a small swarm of wheeled mushrooms.

[edit]: Found it! https://doi.org/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[-] goldenbug@fedia.io 11 points 1 day ago

But you didn't promise anything about arachnic legs!

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 51 points 1 day ago

Mushroom Robot Army vs OpenAI Robot Army... whose side are you on?

[-] captain_oni 44 points 1 day ago

I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago
[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 20 points 1 day ago

Glory to the human-mushroom-hybrids.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 3 points 23 hours ago

Mushroom Intelligence vs AI vs Humanity is the RTS I didn’t know I wanted

[-] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 23 hours ago

Ngl, it would be good to have 40k orc army (fungi-infected super soldiers) on our side. That is, if siding with orc is ever possible.

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 35 points 1 day ago

Making the dystopia less boring one step at a time.

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

Think of the neat new ways techbros are going to be able to fuck us in 20 years.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 1 day ago

There's something heartwarming about using the human ability to use technology to overcome limitations to help another species.

[-] Colalextrast@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Thats basically the premise of the Uplift series by David Brin

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 26 points 1 day ago

[Mushroom global hive-mind] : "Good, good. It's all going according to plan"

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

What was that 70s movie?

Night of triffels? Or something?

[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Night of truffles will be the parody version

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Getting revenge on those pigs for digging up their cousins.

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Let's just hope that that fungus won't start worshipping Gork and Mork any time soon.

[-] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 day ago
[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 16 points 1 day ago

Cue the Jurassic Park quote we all know, but for some reason is constantly ignored.

So, this is real. Very cool.

Anyone who has seen mushrooms grow and multiply knows this is some next level scary shit

[-] zante@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago
[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

This wasn't the type of GYO adaptation I was expecting...

[-] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Vangers 2.0

[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Yet another scary mushroom dick.

this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025
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