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[-] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 88 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I mean, it wouldn't be the first time a fungus used the body of something else to get to where it needs to go.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago

Mushrooms are just the fruiting body of the mycelium network. What we have here is someone cutting a dick off and having it pilot a Gundam.

[-] PowerPuffKat@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

You do have a wonderful way with words!

[-] GooberEar@lemmy.wtf 17 points 2 months ago

It's a meme pic, so I'm just wildly gesticulating and making giant assumptions here: I doubt it's the "mushroom" fruiting body that's doing anything in this research. It's almost certainly the mycelium or we're dealing with something like slime molds or yeast which don't produce mushrooms at all.

Yes I made this comment without reading the rest of the thread or hunting down the story. Sue me.

[-] roguetrick@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yeah the reality is they essentially used mycelium as nerve fibers, but I was riffing on the headline. There was also certainly no learning going on. https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[-] myrrh@ttrpg.network 10 points 2 months ago
[-] kender242@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Juffo-Wup is the power of life... hot warmth in the cold Void. It flows through all things, binding them together, making them one. You are Non-Juffo-Wup, you cannot understand.

[-] Sergio@slrpnk.net 51 points 2 months ago

Mushroom Robot Army vs OpenAI Robot Army... whose side are you on?

[-] captain_oni 47 points 2 months ago

I, for one, welcome our new fungus overlords.

[-] CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago
[-] nichtburningturtle@feddit.org 21 points 2 months ago

Glory to the human-mushroom-hybrids.

[-] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

Mushroom Intelligence vs AI vs Humanity is the RTS I didn’t know I wanted

[-] someacnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Ngl, it would be good to have 40k orc army (fungi-infected super soldiers) on our side. That is, if siding with orc is ever possible.

[-] sunoc@sh.itjust.works 44 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Anyone got the DOI? I promise I won’t build a small swarm of wheeled mushrooms.

[edit]: Found it! https://doi.org/10.1126/scirobotics.adk8019

[-] goldenbug@fedia.io 12 points 2 months ago

But you didn't promise anything about arachnic legs!

[-] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 36 points 2 months ago

Making the dystopia less boring one step at a time.

[-] ekZepp@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

[Mushroom global hive-mind] : "Good, good. It's all going according to plan"

[-] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 17 points 2 months ago

Cool, it can run for US President next if that’s still a thing.

[-] CulturedLout@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago
[-] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago

Actually, mycellium is probably very highly inteligent, if big enough, so it would probably be either great or terrible for humans.

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Well, the current president already has a mushroom dick

[-] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 17 points 2 months ago

How long until we can play doom on mushrooms?

[-] Revan343@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago

I can play doom on mushrooms any time I want

[-] MrShankles@reddthat.com 8 points 2 months ago

How long until mushrooms can play doom on people?

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You can play it on gut bacteria, so it seems possible.

[-] Rhaedas@fedia.io 16 points 2 months ago

Cue the Jurassic Park quote we all know, but for some reason is constantly ignored.

[-] Corno@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

It's all fun and games until we're overrun by cybernetic goombas.

[-] samus12345@lemm.ee 14 points 2 months ago

There's something heartwarming about using the human ability to use technology to overcome limitations to help another species.

[-] Colalextrast@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago

Thats basically the premise of the Uplift series by David Brin

[-] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

What was that 70s movie?

Night of triffels? Or something?

[-] LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

Night of truffles will be the parody version

[-] WhatYouNeed@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Getting revenge on those pigs for digging up their cousins.

[-] Gigliorananomicom@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago

Anyone who has seen mushrooms grow and multiply knows this is some next level scary shit

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago

Let's just hope that that fungus won't start worshipping Gork and Mork any time soon.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

So, this is real. Very cool.

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

This wasn't the type of GYO adaptation I was expecting...

[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Think of the neat new ways techbros are going to be able to fuck us in 20 years.

[-] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 months ago
[-] Objection@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)
[-] dogsnest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Yet another scary mushroom dick.

[-] alzymologist@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 months ago

Vangers 2.0

this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2025
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